Cora: I don’t really know how Adrien found this, well, this very sketchy site, but he did. It was a very lazy Saturday a couple of weeks ago. I was in the kitchen making us strawberry, banana, and spinach smoothies. Adrien was in his room doing whatever he does in his room in the mornings and suddenly he yelled at me to come up to his room (I have super hearing). I dropped what I was doing, thinking something was wrong, and jogged up to his room. I entered the room and saw Adrien on his iPad. I looked around to make sure there wasn’t a spider or something. Seeing none, I asked him why he called me up here. He motioned for me to sit next to him on his bed. I plopped down on his bed and rested my head on his shoulder to enable myself to see his iPad screen. I saw the weirdest thing ever. It was this super sketchy site with weird job offerings or something.

     Adrien: The website called itself TipsyCo. I was browsing Reddit when I came across this weird ad for chemists. It said TipsyCo in big, bold green words, with a background of black. Obviously, my curious self tapped on it. The link took me to a website with many people offering chemists money to make weird concoctions. They weren’t just normal deals, either. Some people were offering thousands of dollars for just a few grams of something. I immediately called over my sister to show her this odd website, and together, we browsed it. Some offers we saw were for drinkable bleach, sulfuric acid, poisonous fruit juice, unstable energy drinks, questionable cola, something they called “The Fish Sauce” and, my favorite, Moist Bomb Moist Keeper, which I think was a preservative for fruit snacks. Clearly, the whole site was a sort of black market for chemists. We came across something, well, weird, so I x’ed out the tab. After a few hours, Cora wanted to see TipsyCo again, so I tried typing it into google, but no results came up. I haven’t seen the ad since.

     Cora: I went back downstairs and there was a FLY in the smoothies, I REPEAT THERE WAS A FLY IN OUR SMOOTHIES. Yuck!