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The Longest Spring Break in NonHuman History

Dear Ms. Renaldi

Dear Ms. Renaldi,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am sincerely sorry about my poor performance on your exam over Homer's The Odyssey. I do not expect the grade to be changed, but I do hope you can find it within yourself to forgive me for failing to properly prepare for the test.

I understand that there is no excuse for my behavior, but, well, I never had the chance to study due to unforeseeable circumstances. I know, I know. Spring Break seems like an entire week of free study time, and I thought so too, but, well, you see, well, um...

Actually, I am not entirely sure how to begin this tale/adventure/story-that-will-probably-get-me-institutionalized. However, if you would humor me, I would like to explain how I, your former favorite student of the second period Pre-AP Sophomore English class, failed your english exam.

Sincerely,

Gwyndolyn Dare

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Bruno Lavoisier

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Cool, a letter to a teacher. I never wrote one of those, but i was faaar from caring about the expectations of the teachers towards me. Too much pressure to put on yourself

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The Longest Spring Break in NonHuman History

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Every night before bed, Gwyndolyn used to listen raptly as her aunt read spectacular tales about a secret realm filled with magic and wonder. But, eventually, life taught Gwyn the difference between "magic" and physics.

Or, it did, until Gwyn is kidnapped on a school trip and transported to the same magical world she's been reading about for the last fifteen years. There, she discovers that her dead mother is still very much alive and that people are actively trying to kill Gwyn. (You win some; you lose some.)

Her Southern upbringing definitely did NOT prepare her for this. With the help of a sadistic old man, a scary pregnant lady, a flying boy, and an incompetent spy-in-training, Gwyn must figure out how to get home before something truly terrible happens: she misses school.

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"I'm think there's someone actively trying to ruin my life."

He smirked. "Are you talking about me?"

"No," I corrected, not wanting to give him the satisfaction. "I mean, you might be trying, but I think someone else is actually succeeding."

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