- Dad, why is everyone so happy with this old man's silly excuse? - Asked a boy of about 5 years old to his father.

- That's why this man in front of us is the greatest storyteller in the world. It is said that he traveled all over the world, witnessed all kinds of events, be it war or party, be it murders or births, and he has written hundreds of books.

NOTE: THE NAME KATARI COMES FROM KATARITE, WHICH MEANS STORYTELLER IN JAPANESE 

Everyone had forgotten the problems caused by his grandson, and were just waiting for him to tell one more of his incredible stories.

The boy so far unnamed was irritated:

- What do you see of interest in this boring old man and his stories ?!

- Learn to respect your elders, stupid boy! - Said the storyteller pulling the boy's ear.

After a few minutes ...

- Well, that's enough for today, it's getting late - said old Katari - Let's go home, stupid kid.

- You called me what !?

- An idiot !! Some problem?!

- No, nothing - Said the boy intimidated

- Come on, I need to talk to you.