It's dark, so dark. But I feel good, wait I feel? I thought I was dead! How could- Huh? It's not dark either, my eyes were just closed!  I-It looks like i'm in a tunnel and where is that light coming from? Why can't I hear anyth-

Suddenly everything was bright, unbearably bright. The first thing I heard was a male voice saying "Time of birth: 10:45am on September 17, 1672 after Thargal" I have SO many questions! Birth! Dude i'm not a dad yet! What is Thargal?! Why can I understand you, I can tell you're not speaking English! And most importantly why do they all look like dragons?!

I tried to voice my concerns but all that came out were stupid noises like "Ahg" and "phfft". Then I realized, birth... Was he talking about me!?