Phil the Druid is every character in a video game you refuse to use - he's useless at his early levels, not especially useful leveled up, has an incredibly annoying character arc where he starts off insufferable and eventually develops into "almost bearable," and he's the only character without a professional voice actor, so sitting through his dialogue is just a horrid experience. Every guide on how to use Phil starts with "If you want a challenge..."
Feitr Sordsmann and his guild of adventurers are paragons of heroism - they murder bandits, steal treasure, and occasionally help a citizen in need, provided they have a nice reward in exchange. All in a day's work for the Champion of Justice.
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