Dialogue and actions/narration only
*Meanwhile, high above Ice Mountain, the Carnage Cruiser cruises. Lil Clara, Lil Clare, and Lil Sariah are all on board Lil Carnage’s personal ship. Lil Clara is distracting her twin by playing so she doesn’t get scared.
Lil Clara: wheeee! Clarey, watch watch! (She jumps in a circle around Lil Clare)
Lil Clare: tee hee. Clara fun!
Lil Sariah: *giggles* (Outside the ship, some Shorpi Saucers trailed them and started to blast the ship, the babies respond in the usual manner)
Lil Clara, Lil Clare, and Lil Sariah: UWWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Intercom: EMERGENCY!!! EMERGENCY!!!(All the crying summoned Wendstley(38) to the Hanger)
Wendstley: YOUNG MAJESTY! (He reassures Lil Sariah) Oh! Oh, young Majesty! Never fear, my dear. Wendstley is here! (He puts Lil Sariah in her stroller and rolls her out of the hanger) Come! Let’s get you to safety!
Intercom (Lil Carnage): This is the great Lord Carnage! Kneel, minions! Ok, now get up! All personal to the bridge! (Lil Clara stops cryingafter the message, Lil Clare keeps wailing)
Lil Clara: goo go! (Lil Clare won’t stop crying)
Lil Clare: WAH! MAMA! (Lil Clara pushes her twin out the hanger to follow Wendstley)
*The Babies try to find their way to the bridge, but they lose track of Wendstley and they don’t know where to go. Luckily, one of the pilots finds them.
Pilot: Hey! You there! His Grouchiness is waiting for you two! Get your tushes to the bridge!
Lil Clara: lost.
Pilot: Oh, can’t find the bridge, can you? It’s just down the hall and up the stairs to your left. You just have to get past all the crates we left everywhere. (The Babies seem discouraged) I wonder if you little spuds can make it on your own… Show me a practice jump, okay lil’ Orange Tot?
Lil Clara: hup! (She does her best jump)
Pilot: Yep, that’ll work. (Turns to Lil Clare) How about you, Little Blue Tater?
Lil Clare: hap! (She gives her best effort)
Pilot: Nice. You’re good to go. You can preform all your actions with you’re A.C.Bs. Got it? To clear these staggered levels, you two are gonna have to work on your jumping! Run to move, then jump together in quick succession to hop your way ahead. Once you get that figured out, move out for the bridge, and make it quick! (The Babies aren’t the best jumpers and end up climbing the crates instead. They’ll figure it out later)
*After finding their way past the crates, Lil Clara and Lil Clare climb the stairs to the bridge. Another one of the pilots is panicking nearby.
Pilot: Who knows what’s going to happen from here on in? And, I mean, your BABIES!
Lil Clara: to bwigde! (They reach the command and meet up with Wendstley and the rest) Baby Sis!
Lil Clare: wendstley!
Lil Clara: make baddies stop!
Lil Carnage: Yeah! Time to show these alien jerks what the Carnage Cruiser can do! FIRE THE CARNAGE CANNON!
Captain: FIRE!
Co- pilots: FIRE! (The cannon on the back of the ship aims and fires a cannon bomb, blasting all three Shorbe saucers)
Lil Carnage: Cwak ack ack ack HAAAH! I am just so dang EVIL! I hope they felt honored to be shot down by me!
Captain: You’re the best, Lord Carnage!
Co- Pilot: You’re a Killer’s Killer!
Lil Carnage: Cwak ack ack ack! (The ship quickly loses altitude when the co-pilot left his seat) YOW! (They come within sight of ice Mountain)
Co-pilot: Oops…m-my bad.
Lil Carnage: Hey! You call that piloting?! Pay attention, Sky-nerd!
Co-pilot: Lord Carnage! There, 4 o’clock! (He caught sight of Clara and Clare beaten by the Shorpi) Those villagers are under Shorbe attack!
Captain: Your… your orders? Should we help them?
Lil Carnage: Aww… I already missed my snack time! We… WE SAW NOTHING! Everybody clear on that?
Lil Sariah: NOOO!! (She disagrees with tears in her eyes)
Wendstley: Great Goddesses! The young Majesty does NOT approve of this! Young Master Carnage abandoning those folks is reprehensible! (Lil Sariah cries with all she has)
Lil Sariah: BWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!
Lil Carnage: GWAH! MY BODY!! She’ll ruin us all! FINE! I’ll help them if it’ll just SHUT HER UP! Carnage Cannon! Fire!
Captain and Co-pilots: FIRE! (They blast another cannon bomb and it lands right on a Shorbe)
Lil Carnage: There! Happy? (Lil Sariah stops crying but still pouts) You two take care of things from here. Go get ‘em, Orange! You too, Bluey!
Lil Clara: Kay! (The Carnage cruiser lands at the edge of the village)
Wendstley: Young Princesses, if you would, please go check on those unfortunate villagers. That I believe will make the young Majesty most pleased, and perhaps avoid future tantrums. I shall wait right here for your no doubt triumphant return. Onwards and all that!
*The Babies go in the village and start looking for the Twins unaware that they are their future counterparts. The surprise to their little minds when they find them is lot to take in.
Lil Clara: it me? (She found Clara)
Lil Clare: me too! (And she found Clare)
Lil Clara: wakey wakey!
Lil Clare: more Sisters! (Two of the Shorpi that survived come out of hiding)
Shorbe: …
Shorbe: !!!
Lil Clare: eep! (The Shorpi attack the Babies now)
Lil Clara: Goo GO!
Lil Clare: Kay kay!
Baby battle start
*One of the Shorbes twirls and blasts Lil Clara, while the other twirls to shoot Lil Clare. Lil Clara hops on one Shorbe, but before Lil Clare can attack…
Wendstley: Young princess Clare! (He butts in to teach) I feel I should tell you that young Clare’s Action command button is different. Press it just before an enemy attack!
Lil Clare: mm! (She takes out her own squeaky button and attacks just like her twin) pow! (The Shorpi attack again, this time the babies dodge the shots)
Wendstley: Young Princess! Let’s give you two some Team items, shall we? (They don’t know what those are) These items require you to attack as a duo! Please, you two, take these Kick Balls. (He tosses two green Kick balls to both of them)
Lil Clara: play ball?
Wendstley: Yes, as you both can see, the Team Items command has now appeared! Use the Kick Ball according to the directions when you choose it…
Lil Clare: we ready!
Wendstley: Indeed, pay close attention so that you may master them in no time! Please choose the Team Item I gave you. (Lil Clara takes out one of the Kick Balls she was given)
Lil Clara: yah! (She kicks it directly at a Shorbe and it bounces back to Lil Clare)
Lil Clare: hah! (She does the same and it returns to Lil Clara)
Lil Clara: go! (They continue to repeat this process until the Kick Ball pops) aw.
Wendstley: I have quite a few, so use all you wish! (He gives Lil Clara a new one)
Lil Clara: yay! (She restarts the cycle with a new Kick Ball and beats both Shorpi) we win!
Lil Clare: good Clara!
Wendstley: That was rather close, eh? Now that I see these villagers up close, they bear a striking resemblance to the two of you!
Lil Clara: sisters?
Wendstley: But who knows when more of those awful aliens will return? I believe it best to take these two to Master Carnage’s Ship. (He goes on ahead as the Babies drag the Twins along)
Clare: mmm… ooh, what… happened?
Lil Clara: Clarey? (She recognizes her twins voice)
Clare: Clarey??? Clara, you haven’t called me that since you were… (She realizes she wasn’t being carried by Clara, but instead being dragged by a smaller Clara) WAH! Clara? W-w-what happened to you?!? You’re so small?! You’re hair changed!? And those clothes are for toddlers!
Lil Clara: hi, hi!
Clare: And you only ever said “Hi Hi” when you were Three!!!
Clara: No, pretty sure I was two. (She woke up quickly after and freaked out Lil Clare)
Lil Clare: b-big Clara?!
Clara: Hi there! Did you two save us? That’s pretty brave for a pair of Babies!
Lil Clare: not baby! Clare big girl! this many old! (She holds up three fingers)
Clara: Clare? Is that your name too? My Sis’s name is Clare and I’m Clara. Nice to meet you. (Lil Clare runs to Lil Clara and holds her tight)
Lil Clare: my Clara!
Clare: Clara. (She pulls her Twin aside and whispers) I’m just guessing, but judging by these two’s behavior, they could be our counterparts from this dimension!
Clara: No way. You mean they’re a little me and a little you?!
Clare: Possibly. But they’re so young; they probably think we’re strangers that act like them. (Lil Clara tugs on Clare’s Skirt) Huh?
Lil Clara: come. it not safe. (Lil Clare pulls her away and takes her towards the ship)
Clare: She’s right. We were unfortunate in that battle and our clothes are ruined. Those aliens might come back. Its safer to go with them. (Clara agrees and they follow the Babies. Lil Clare tries to keep Lil Clara away from them)
Clara: Looks like little you isn’t so fond of sharing.
Clare: I understand her. I wasn’t so trusting of anyone; you were the only thing that mattered to me at that age.
End of Part Three
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