I sighed as I sat at work, as much as I liked being at home and adored my family but I was very happy to be at work where it was quiet, peaceful and where nothing can go wrong.
I suddenly saw the Maid from home run into my work in a massive panic
"Mr Brown They've Eaten The baby!" she yelled
"Ohhh Sh-" I sighed grabbing my jacket and running home as fast as I could, Running up the drive seeing the blue wood of the original house and the other styles of the building where we have extended the house over the years, I slammed the front door behind me and ran up to the children's playroom, where me and my sibling's bedroom used to be now my children's playroom full of toys and instruments and they all sat around eating something.
They all saw me and smiled
"Hi Daddy" they giggled
"Kids... What's going on?" I asked and they all laughed
"We ate Maggie" Luke giggled
"You didn't eat maggie" I sighed "its a chicken your eating"
"No, we really ate maggie" Sally laughed
"You're eating a chicken! I know you are Because Your uncle eric told you about how we all did the same things" I sighed "Kids Just tell me the truth Please, I'm getting sick of rushing home every day because you kids have scared the maid, the nanny, hell I can't even get your aunt Lilly to look after you anymore, Enough Tell me the truth"
"We ate Maggie" Harriet screamed running across the room
"Fine, all of you are grounded till you behave yourselves" I sighed looking around the room for a pot or a container or something, in general, they where keeping Maggie in while they did this but I couldn't find it "Where's Maggie?" I asked them
"We ate her" Jacob laughed
"None of you are having dinner" I sighed leaving and going to my study and collapsing on the chair my head in my hands but as I sat there I heard a little noise of typewriter keys clicking I looked up and saw y/n sat at the desk typing away on my typewriter with maggie in her little blanket sling being breastfed, "I really thought for a moment they had eaten her" I laughed getting up to give maggie and y/n each little kisses "You know y/n... you could look after the children a little more?" I asked, "Keep an eye on them?"
"I have my work and so do you Simon" she answered, "I have my articles to write and you have to go to work, and Simon do you know how much she needs to drink?"
"Uhh no," I said
"she needs to drink almost constantly, breastfeeding is like a full-time job Simon, luckily I can feed her while I type," she says
"Okay, I'll convince the maid to come back to help you out," I told her giving her a kiss "and maybe once maggie is done breastfeeding" I smirked, "Maybe we could...start snuggling again?" I suggest
"Nope," she says
"Why not?" I asked
"Simon... how many children do we have?" she asks
"Twelve" I answered
"We are not having any more children, else I'm going to cut your dick off and I'm Serious" she warns
"don't you want another cute little baby?" I asked giving her a cuddle
"We have a cute little baby, in case you haven't noticed the one literally sucking on my breast right now"
"I did notice" I smirked staring at her breasts a little
"Simon" she warns her hand coming off her keys to push my chin up a little so I looked at her eyes and not her breasts "We are not having another baby until such a time as a few of them leave home" she warns
"How many of them leave home?" I asked her
"At least four," she says
"it's not my fault we keep having children" I sighed
"Ohh and it's my fault is it?" she laughs
"Of course it's not y/n, I don't know why we keep having babies" I explain
"I think I know," she says
"Ohh?" I asked as maggie began to cry as she had enough so I took maggie off her to give little maggie a cuddle cleaning her mouth as y/n fixed her dress and continued typing
"How many siblings do you have?" she asked
"Seven" I answered
"how many children do we have?"
"Twelve" I answered
"how many children does your brother Eric have?"
"Six"
"How many does your brother Sebastian have?"
"Nine"
"I think there is a gene or something in the Brown family at least in the male side that makes you very fertile" she explained
"Hu?" I asked
"you boys have powerful jizz dear" she explained "That's why every boy in the family has a lot of children"
"If so... we should keep an eye on Simon Jr, He's getting old enough to date"
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