1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a total stranger?

People think about stranger's? You guys do? Maybe I just spend way to much time with my family...

2. Do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, or NOW?

Now!! But if I had to choose I love early morning sex before anyone else is up, before the animals where awake, before breakfast starts cooking, just laying in bed having sleepy sex in the sweet sunlight.

3. What’s your favourite way to be seduced?

Seduced? You think I need seducing? I need looking at and I'm prepared, I am ready.

4. What’s the dirtiest fantasy you’ve had at work?

While I'm working? Well… I have a fantasy about picking y/n up from her work and throwing her on the hay in the barn and having sex with her making her scream across the whole house.

5. How would you dominate your boss sexually if given the chance?

Uhhhh I would not. No thank you.

6. What do you do when you get horny in public?

Usually just grab y/n and have some sex in a mostly privet area, but if she'd not around then just uhh wait around till it goes away.

7. Have you ever masturbated in a public bathroom?

Not in public but I have masturbated in almost every room in my house, almost I need to do a couple more rooms.

8. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve thought about while touching yourself?

Uhhhh y/n in the bath… or in the river, oohh I know it's werid but I live thinking about pushing her in the river and ummm her clingy wet dress.

9. What’s the strangest prop you’ve used to get yourself off?

Pillows? I think that's the strangest,

10. Do you remember the first time you felt aroused?

I remember just laying in bed thinking about my conversation with y/n that day and suddenly I felt so good, an ache a pain I couldn't stop and yet I didn't want it to.

11. Who gave you your first orgasm?

Y/n did, I had been trying for months but I had only felt good I had never cum then y/n found me in my treehouse and she came in gave me some kisses and finished me for the first time and I felt so good I was addicted to it and to her touch I never wanted anything else in the world.

12. Do you remember what that first orgasm felt like?

It felt so good, indescribable and amazing, I would give my soul to feel it again.

13. Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you never knew?

No, never.

14. What’s your favourite thing about a quickie?

The quick kisses, the secrecy and the fact we both get off quickly and feel amazing when we have a spare five minutes.

15. What the most sexually daring thing you’ve ever done?

Having sex completely naked next to the window in my bedroom while my great aunt arrived just outside.

16. Have you ever fantasized about fucking one of your teachers?

No… you people are weird.

17. Do you ever mentally strip strangers just for kicks?

No, why would I? Why would I not be looking at y/n? I can't ever take my eyes off her.

18. And then imagine, in dirty detail, what it would be like to fuck them?

Ohh I imagine fucking y/n basically constantly. I'm either thinking about her naked or about fucking her.

19. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?

No, no thank you.

20. What inspires you to make the first move?

Hormones? Y/n teasing me.

21. In your opinion, what does it mean to be good in bed?

To make you both happy and excited, to care about each other and have fun.

22. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend because you just couldn’t help yourself?

What no! Why would you ever do such a thing?

23. Have you ever pushed the boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just for the rush?

No!

24. Do you have a go-to masturbation fantasy?

Y/n in the river, or in the bath…

25. What kind of porn turns you on?

I don't really look at porn, I was just looking at y/n.

26. Have you ever had sex with your eyes closed?

No why would I close my eyes when I could be looking at my beautiful y/n

27. Have you ever blindfolded or handcuffed your partner?

I've been tied to our bed a couple of times, I've blindfolded her a couple of times but mostly if I'm eating her out.

28. Does naughty talk get you aroused?

Well… if my you wanna talk dirty to me baby I'm happy to let you test how hard I get?

29. Are you sure about that, my dirty little sex god?

I'm possituve, you wanna try tonight xx

30. What’s the dirtiest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?

"Simon! I need you inside me now!"

31. Have you ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing?

No! What's wrong with you people? Who wrote these?

32. Have you ever watched another couple have sex with their permission?

No!

33. How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their “third”?

Get the hell away from me you evil people

34. What’s the most flattering thing someone’s said about your naked body?

"Simon your so big, how would I ever deal with you, your so attractive and everything.."

35. When’s the last time you had a vivid sex dream?

Never really, I don't dream about sex… I just wake up and snuggle my beautiful y/n

36. What do you think an orgy would be like?

Akward and jealous.

37. Have you ever propositioned a total stranger?

Nope.

38. What does your ideal one-night stand look like?

I don't like one night stands, just my little y/n.

39. How long does it take you to get yourself off, on average?

Myself? About an hour I think, I struggle to get myself off

40. What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on?

Whenever y/n has a wet dress or something that clings...

41. Have you ever had a naughty dream about a close friend or family member?

Well I was always thinking about y/n before we got together and she was a close friend but what's wrong with you crazy people.

42. Have you ever woken up humping your pillow?

So many times, almost every single night,

43. When’s the last time you orgasmed in your sleep?

Uhhhh like three years ago, if I'm horny when sleepy I just turn over and cuddle y/n and have some sexy times.

44. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you while hooking up

So many of my siblings have walked in. I think they all have at some point honestly.

45. Do you like touching yourself in front of the people you sleep with?

I love touching myself in front of y/n and I know she likes watching too, but I'd rather her hand replace mine.

46. What’s the dirtiest text you’ve ever sent or received?

I have not received any

47. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?

I uhh I like looking at y/n take her clothes off I don't watch porn.

48. What’s your favourite blowjob technique

Anything, I don't care if your doing then I'll be happy.

49. If you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive

Dom I love being in charge of her.

50. Is there anything you won’t do in bed?

Anything weird or gross.