Dear Diary
I do not remember what happened. I'm already in Hell- no.. I'm in somewhere that I don't remember at all, I don't see anyone around me.. Where is everybody? Why it's so cold, so lonely, so frightening to stay too long- Hold on, I remember this place! I'm in The Kingdom of R'lyeh! Gosh, Why would I forget this place..? But I don't remember coming here because no gods and goddesses come over R'lyeh that much, I hear a lot of screams and cries at the kingdom. I may be scared, but that doesn't mean I'm a chicken to leave this place! I must find that Old Man that I read about in Eden Library! I hope he's there. Anxious and Excitement rushes down into my system! This time... THIS TIME! That Old Man should wake his stinky buttocks up!
Ah yes, I found this Old Man in his own comfy place! I hope Azathoth don't mind me keep bugging his grandchild. Well, hopefully, He's kinda scaring me off when Me and Apollo visited here for the first time. Azathoth warn us to just stop bugging out his grandchild cuz' he needs to do some NOT-so-shady-shenanigans going on behind my back.
This Old Man I mentioned? Ah his name is Cthulhu! The most scariest universal god that everyone has ever heard! I mean, Cmon, admit that You and Cthulhu have some relationship going on, but please don't do some weird stuff between you guys because that's freakin' weird and it made me feel a lil uncomfortable. If Cthulhu is actually uncomfortable, then your sanity will be taken away and put it a Sanity Piggy-Bank! But anyway. Cthulhu woke up because I just keep screaming and screaming until Cthulhu just finally get up and annoyingly look at me. Sheesh, with that scary looking? That doesn't scared me!
"Urgh, You odd child, why do you have to come such an awful time?" he said, I mean sheesh I'm sorry Old Man. I asked him if he can teach me "The Way to Summon The Great Old Ones", but he keeps refusing because he tells me that this is way too dangerous for me to handle it. I wanted to be honest, Cthulhu is actually a nice old man, I mean despite he's a dangerous god here. He just kinda do the shady deeds for his uh... "master" i would say, But I rarely see him not taking his own job seriously. Or even joke about how boring his position is. Which is funny cuz' all he does, was absolutely nothing till someone trying to summon him. Hey you already know how Cthulhu's job works, so I think I know you know how it turns out.
So I asked him how I come here. He said that my eyes were filled with anguish and anger, spewing so much black tears, my eyes were very different than what he first met me. I keep speaking in Greek to R'lyehian, to Spanish, to Japanese. Which I don't remember speaking either of them, I know how to speak R'lyehian but Cthulhu just teaches me his language WAY too little. I don't speak Greek, or even Spanish.. So that's a bit mysterious, but somehow Cthulhu understands what I was rambling about.
He said that I should wait for the time to come, but I can see how afraid he is to me. Whoa, that was my first time seeing him reacting so differently..
I stayed with Cthulhu in The Kingdom of R'lyeh about 2 days as he tells me so..
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