Dialogue and actions/narration only
*After activating statues, the group returns to the entrance to find the bridge they opened across the swamp. The way to the Shorpi Ship station has opened.
Clara: Yes. Now we can get in blow this place up!
Clare: We have to find the Fragment first, remember? Or did you want to blow that up as well?
Clara: Um… urk…sorry.
Clare: Time to start searching. (They enter in the automatic doors to the Shorpi Ship station)
Clara: So where might a bunch of creepy space aliens keep a Fragment?
Lil Clara: no know.
Clare: I’m more curious as to what their using all the life force from the forest for. (Two Hammer troops with antenna in their helmets block the way)
Hammer troop 1: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ. !
Clara: What?
Hammer troop 2: WE R THE SHORBE ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY!
Clare: It’s like they have a distorted language.
Clara: Maybe they’re robots!
Hammer troop 2: WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESES L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 THE MASTER SHORBEZORS!
Lil Clare: what they want?
Hammer troop 2: U = NOOBS. BROS. = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
Clara: Ooh, I get it. You guys wanna fight! Well that I understand. (She and Clare put down the Babies)
Clare: Sit tight you two. Leave this one to the big Sisters. (The Twins feel over confidant and don’t notice the device above them)
Clara: Hey Sis? Why’s it darker in this one spot? (The device vacuums the both upwards) Gah!
Clare: What the hell is this?! (They both try to stay out of its reach, but once it envelops their heads the twins are weakened) uuuh…
Clara: so… tired… (They’re carried off leaving the Babies on their own)
Lil Clare: CLARA!!
Lil Clara: CLAREY!!
Hammer troop 1: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED! (Lil Clare goes to protect Lil Clara)
Hammer troop 2: THE ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO! U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS.
Lil Clara: Goo GO!
Lil Clare: Let’s GO!
Boss battle start.
*The Hammer troops start attacking the babies with team attacks the Twins used to know. Lil Clara barely dodges while Lil Clare gets hurt. Lil Clara gives her an elixir to drink and she tries to bubble jump on one, it’s not strong enough alone. Lil Clara’s next as goes in with Flare Stomp only to get the same result. This isn’t looking to be in their favor.
Lil Clara: too stwong… no win? (Lil Clare gets a better idea)
Lil Clare: flower! (She takes out one of the Clara Flowers Clare brought and they both power up)
Lil Clara: burn burn! (They start throwing plenty of fire balls at the L33t Hammer troops, they take more damage but don’t react to the burns) NO WORK!?!
Lil Clare: no, it work. keep burning! (The Hammer troops counter the fire balls by throwing smaller hammers. This barrage of hammers and fire balls continues until the antennas on the hammer troops Helmets overheat and pop off and they collapse.)
Lil Clara: woo! win!
Lil Clare: yay! (One of the Hammer troop wakes up)
Hammer Troop 1: Whoa… my Helmet antenna! It’s broken! Oh, man, YESSSS! (His partner wakes up too)
Hammer Troop 2: Hey… Mine broke too! Talk about lucky! I mean, didja hear what was coming out of my mouth?
Hammer Troop 1: I know dude! Seriously, who talks like that?! (The Babies are still ready to fight) Anyway, I think these little tots freed us!
Hammer Troop 2: Ya think? You little taters trashed our antennas?
Lil Clara: no baddies? ( Lil Clare picks up one of the antenna)
Lil Clare: this broke.
Hammer Troop 1: Right ON! Seriously, thanks! You saved our bacon. We were… not right in the head. So listen, you gotta let us thank you by hooking you up with these spare hammers! (They give both Lil Clare and Lil Clara Hammers)
Lil Clare: tank you!
Hammer Troop 2: Now YOU can be hammer troops too!
Lil Clara: swing swing!! (She’s swing the hammer around randomly)
Hammer Troop 2: But looks like we’d better teach you how to use ‘em first. (They all move to a different room to practice)
Hammer Troop 1: Ready to learn the ABCs of hammering stuff?
Lil Clara: yea yea!
Hammer Troop 1: We’ll explain from the top, so open those ears, gals! Ok, here’s step one… Change your Action command icon on your A.C.Bs into a little hammer dealie and a spinny thingamajig. When those icons change, your buttons do different things…more on that in a sec’.
Hammer Troop 2: Once you’ve changed the action icons, all you have to do is press it. (The babies change their action commands a equip their new hammers)
Hammer Troop 1: That’ll make Lil Clara swing her hammer. Whack! She can smash obstacles and smack walls and stuff. Give it a shot on those crates, little lady!
Lil Clara: BAAM BAAM!!! (She swings her hammer properly now)
Hammer Troop 2: I’ll be waiting on ahead! (He hops over all the crates)
Lil Clara: smashy!! (She follows him by smashing all the crates out of her way. The other Hammer Troop cheers her on.)
Hammer Troop 1: Nice! Yeah! Pow! Unh! Sweet!
Lil Clara: hamma bestest! (Lil Clare nudges her)
Lil Clare: when my turn?
Hammer Troop 2: All right, you’re a natural, kid! And now it’s time to learn the second hammer action!
Lil Clare: my turn?
Hammer Troop 2: This one rules. It’ll let you tunnel underground and pass below gates and stuff! Like I told ya earlier, change your action icon.
Hammer Troop 1: Then press it. That’ll put you in a shoulder-stand. Then press it again! BRRZZZP! You’ll tunnel into the ground like a baby drill! Pretty cool, am I right?
Hammer Troop 2: You oughta be able to go right under this barrier here! (He stands next to a gate) To pop back up, just press either of your buttons. Let’s see it in action!
Lil Clare: ready?
Lil Clara: weady!
Hammer Troops: Rock it, Girls! (Lil Clare hops on her twin’s shoulders holding her hammer and the two drill underground. They have a bit of trouble navigating Clare’s underwater puddle, but Lil Clare learns how she’ll eventually do it)
Hammer Troop 2: One thing I forgot to mention, you can’t tunnel into hard-looking floors. (The Babies come back up to the surface)
Hammer Troop 1: So endeth the hammer practice, little buds!
Hammer Troop 2: Oh wait, we’ve got one last bit of special info for you.
Hammer Troop 1: While you’re out adventuring, look for suspicious marks. When you see one of these marks, drill underneath it and then pop out!
Lil Clare: mark?
Hammer Troop 2: If you come up under a mark, you’ll get a treasure, tots! If you collect lots of treasure, good things will come your way!
Lil Clara: trea-trea!
Hammer Troop 1: And that’s all we’ve got to tell you, taters! Use those hammers to hurry up and rescue your pals!
Hammer Troop 2: Let’s break, bro! (They leave the room)
Lil Clara: baby hammas!
Lil Clare: help biggies!
End of Part Eight
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