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Okay  dude, this is so not cool.

I may be the God of Trade and Merchants, but I'm also double dipping as the Message of Olympus. I mean, look at my bag man - it's about to rip open from all the letters every gods and goddess are sending to each other.

It's not like I don't tell you guys to upgrade to a Text Plan! Look at the deities in Asgard, even they use Snapchat! T-they even have those cool filters that can turn your face into an animated character...I want one!

Man, this ritual is just going to be like, pressure to my volcano man. If this workload keeps up, I might like turn into Hades - all grumpy and sh8t.

That man has never smiled, even when he became a dad.

Man....Man....Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. This sucks.

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Oh me oh my.

Traitors. Murder....P...puzzles. Oh dear. I wonder if i can handle all of this added complexity.

I-I usually leave all the big think to my husband Hephaestus, since he's the blacksmith. He's smart... Uwaaaah. This reminds me the time when Hermes showed me that game the mortals loved playing...T...Tetris? My brain hurts.

I am a Goddess of Love, Beauty, Pleasure, Passions and...

...Please...passion...........When was the last time Hephaestus and I shared a bed?... He's always sleeping in the forge making weapons for the Gods.

...................................................................I wonder...if Ares isn't raiding tonight.

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.................................................................................................................Hmph (-_-)