Singing his usual song, Benimaru walks around the house as he shakes his booty, fresh out the shower. 
"I got a fatty and you don't~ Mmm mmm Mmhm!~" he sings and jams. 
Freeman, leaning on his elbow watching this idiot of a man, dance around. 
"Dude..." he speaks.
"OH SHIT!" Beni screams. 
He reaches behind the countertop and grabs a frying pan. 
"I will kick your ass. I know Tai Chi!" he shouts in half fear. 
"I don't care. I won't hurt you. Maybe..cough cough." Freeman says.
"Yeah, like I'll believe that shit. You're a serial killer."
"Okay...your point?"
"My poi-this fucker..." Benimaru says. 
Benimaru smirks and sets the pan down, he walks seductively over to the bed, where the perfectly toned ass man with red hair lays. 
"I mean, I had to deal with your constant boners. Might I say you are a healthy man~" Benimaru purrs in his ear. 
Freeman looks at Benimaru in confusion. 
"The fuck did you just say?" he spoke. 
Beni smiles and licks his lips. Freeman slid slowly away from the blondie and the Beni moved closer.
"Don't be shy now. You were so vocal before~" 
"I-I need an adult.." Freeman stammered. 
"Baby I am an adult" Benimaru winks. 
"Bro dude sir. Are you even LEGAL?!" Freeman shouted.
"Fuck that supposed to mean?!"
"I got many counts of murder on my shit dude, I ain't tryna add sex with a minor on that." Freeman said as he folds his arms.
They both looked at each other and Benimaru bursts out in laughter. 
"Trust me, I'm legal." He says as he leans in for a kiss.
Freeman punches Benimaru in the face and stands on the bed, his nice perfectly toned ass out for the world to see (damn i done drooled-). 
Woah. Benimaru thought.