Hmm, trying to escape your preordained fate, are you? You know this is a terrible love story and you think you’ve finally found your way out, huh? What, do you want me to write about how you concentrated on your studies instead of chasing lovers and graduated summa cum latte? And after you left university, you landed a job at one of the most prestigious law firms and started your successful career as a bloodsucking, privileged walnut? Too bad! I won’t let you off that easy. Go back to (O). Punk.