Prisoner: Ahh whatever...

I'm a man, I don't need a weapon to kill something.

As the young man walked he heard a noise

coming from the dark.

Skeleton1:arrdghhggghh.

(I really like your skin honey, it's so stinky)

Skeleton2: arruhh...

(Oh thank you, honey, you noticed, I used fresh rat blood on it)

Skeleton1:arhhgggg

(I love you so much)

Skeleton2:uhhhsrrrgh

(Oh I love you too)

As they said this the cute undead gay couple started to make out.

Prisoner: What in the world is going on here?

The prisoner picked up a rock and threw it to them.

Prisoner: I don't know what is happening but I need to get through these 2.

Skeleton2: arhhggh.

(That's really rude dude can't you see we are busy)

Skeleton1:AAAARRGHH

(I'll take care of him)

The skeleton took out his bow and pointed at the young man.

Prisoner: I know what you think, let's shoot the asshole but...

Skeelton2:aarrrgh.

(Headshot)

The prisoner fell to the ground and died.

Skeleton1:uhhrrg

(You are so hot when you do that.)

The young man resurrected.

Prisoner: Damn it!!

How should I get through??

Quickly think, what do gay men love?

Hmm...

Muscles!!!

Thank god that I am ripped...

Prisoner:heyy.

Skeleton1:Pointed his arrow at him.

The young man took off his suit and smiled at them.

Skeleton2:arrghh?

(Do you think he wants to?)

Skeleton1:arr.

(Yeah and I'm actually down to it.)

Skeleton2:arrrghhh?

(What did you just say!?)

Skselton1:uuurgh.

(Well hon, I think we should-)

Skeleton2:ARRRRGHH!?

(AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE?)

skeletom1:arrhh...

(I didn't say that..)

Prisoner: here comes my chance!!!

The young man picked a rock up and smashed the skeleton head.

Skeleton2:ororrog

(Noooo!)

Ahh...

(Why why did you do that, I loved him)

The undead started to cry.

Prisoner:...

The young man grabbed the skeleton head

and smashed his head to the wall.

Prisoner:...Well, that was quite an experience...