Prisoner: Hmm I take that black fabric armor the brown boots and gloves and that short sword.
(Man why am I so thirsty?)
Hey old man do I have to eat and drink to survive?
Scarf: Well you can eat and drink but you don't really have to. Why? Do you feel hungry?
Oh, wait! I forgot about your special gift.
The old man gives him a metal box.
Scarf: Don't just stare at it. Open it!
The prisoner slowly started to open it and when he was just about to see what's inside a bug-like creature flew out and hit him in the eye.
Prisoner: Ouwww what the f...
Fairy lady: Ohh finally! I'm free! It was so boring in there. Oh hi, scarf! You let me free so this is my partner now? I hope he's not gonna end up like the rest hihi!!
Prisoner: Who the hell are you!?
Pluck: I'm pluck im a magical fairy buuuu!!
Hihihi, and I know what you think. Why is your name pluck right well because I give people courage hihihi.
Prisoner: So isn't your name suppose to be suicide?
Pluck: Why?
Prisoner: Because you gave me suicidal thoughts that why!!
Pluck: Oh you little sh--
Scarf: That's enough pluck you gonna be with him ok and young man she is gonna help you she has great knowledge and healing abilities. See that big stone rune there touch it it takes you to your next destination.
Prisoner: Wait before I go you said that im dont have to eat and drink right.
Scarf: Yeah.
Prisoner: Then who am I thirsty?
Scarf: Ahahahaha.
Pluck: Hihihihihi.
Prisoner: What's so funny!
Scarf: I think I know why are you, cursed boy.
Pluck: Your sin is so lame!
Prisoner: What?!
Pluck: gulp gulp hihi.
Prisoner: What are you talking about?
Scarf: You were drinking a lot buddy.
Prisoner: Oohhh...
Scarf: Here drink this it's not much but it'll do for now.
The prisoner took and drank all of it
Prisoner: Ahhhhh yeah baby ahhhh!!
Pluck: And I have to save the world with this guy. I don't know why am I even trying.
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