I heard the voices of two haters and my rest was disturbed.

"Anyone who run down there, get what he deserve." Said ugly midget one

"Aye, these fools are a pain to deal with."

Said ugly midget two

Despite my righteous indignation at the undeserved calumnious statements against my good name, I was taken aback -- No! gobsmacked! By the sweet aroma of honeysuckle perfume. My greatest weakness.

I opened one lustful eye, and saw the most supple titties ever. I then looked up to see if they were attached to a butter-faced hoe. Fortunately, this girl was fine. Pretty blond, with blue eyes, and freckles that I would gladly use my chopsticks to take a few bites of. Delicious. At some point in the middle of horn-dogging, I noticed her hand was glowing, and that all the pain I was ignoring from the big wound on my back had started to go away.

Nice titties, face, and she was a healer. This girl was a trifecta, y'all!

"Hello." I put on my best, 'wounded, but still sexy' voice.

Then she just got up and walked away. I was a little hurt.

"You come down here again and we'll report you to the Lord." Said the sexy unknown chick(I was like tie me up and whip me already, girl)

The ugly midget twins trailed after her like whipped dogs. They were dwarves, but they had dirty dreads.

I thought about following them, but my whole body felt like jello… so I said "nah!" Then I smelled the pungent, pestering, and powerful odor of the spider guts from earlier, and I pulled past pangs of laziness and got to stepping.