I told the phone to find me something to eat and it sent me to a wall covered in glowing rocks. First thing I thought of was rock-candy from Avatar: The Last Airbender. However, being a health-conscious person, I used my camera's identify skill so I wouldn't poison myself.

[Mineral-Meat]

<Crystals with meat inside. Eaten cooked or raw. Grown from a dragon's molted skin. Shell is often used to hold libations during funerary processions"

<Level Up!>

<Identify Lvl.1 -- Identify Lvl. 2>

The discovery of the day was: Mineral meat is delicious! Uncooked it tasted like coldcut, honey-roasted turkey. However, Min-meat changes flavors and textures depending on how it's prepared. Boil it in the shell and you get fried chicken, cook it in an oven and it tasted like venison. It also responded to how you talked to it. It got spicy if you yelled at it, and sweet if you were gentle. I ate a good chunk of the stuff that day, and decided so I got back on the trail. Just keeping it real, in the back of my mind, I was hoping to see that girl again, so I kept a quick pace due to the power of horny.

Upon exiting my cave-prison, feelings of serenity washed over me as warm light touched my skin, The bluish expanse above me delighted my eyes, and the smell of fresh-air filled me with nostalgia. Then I got those weird shivers that happen when you leave a cold building in the summer and jerked around like I was possessed. Felt eyes one me so I turned, and of course, the girl from earlier was there.

She was standing guard with the twins at the cave entrance. Ugly midget one decided to mouth-off with her ball-sack resembling face.

"Aye, a fool just like I said before."

"Aye, a midget just like I saw before." I said

Midget one shot me the stink-eye.

Midget-two started towards me with grabby-hands, and I jumped back before she could get me. A weird intuition told me to duck, so I flopped down. Immediately, I felt something fly pass my head, and I heard a loud bang. Whipped my head back and saw a long chain attached to a ball that was lodged BBC-deep in a tree behind me. Midget one had thrown it. She was holding a long staff that the other end of the chain was attached to.

"That could of killed me!" I said

"It’ll ‘ave only hurt a second." said midget one

"Stop it! Everyone!" The girl said

We all kinda just froze there awkwardly.

"Sir, I'll have to ask you for your permit."

The girl said

"Uh." I pulled out my phone and asked it what to do.

<ID Forger: Locked Skill>

<You do not have enough EXP>

I paused.

"You dont have one?" The girl said

"Look, I'm just passing through… what's your name?"

"Reese."

"Pleasure to meet you, Reese, I'm Yuuya. I just woke up in that cave. I aint got a clue as to how."

"This cave has 24 hour security. No one can just end up there." said Reese

"Lock em up!" Said midget two

"Mining Guild members only! You're just a thief!" Said midget one.

"Look I'--"

Was the last thing I said before everything went black.

Apparently midget one pulled back her ball 'n chain and clocked me from behind.