Now that you have

crossed the chasm,

jumped the bridge,

killed the dragon,

and scaled the ridge,

what will you do?

After you have

bribed the vassal,

baffled the guards,

entered the castle,

knifed the bard,

what’s next for you?

When you have

used your voodoo

to dodge the bullets,

bludgeoned the grue,

opened his gullet,

what is there left to do?

After you have

sunk all the ships,

rescued the princess,

kissed her red lips

smelled her incense,

what is there left to do

with your remaining three lives?