i fell asleep at my work station lapis came down to check on me she looked at me and touched my shoulder "um anarchy are you awake" i open my eye's and slowly sit up "i am now what's up" lapis "well blue bird said she will be down there for about a week" i blink "wait what" i think 'shit shit shit shit why me' i stand up "well then we should watch there progress" we went to the monitor's and watched what blue bird was doing she was pranking steven and they weren't even good "wow a new born can prank better then that" lapis "what's a prank" i look at her "well a prank is a thing you do to them like poring a bucket of water onto someone from above them it's funny but this is just stupid" i point at blue bird pranking she nod's and bit her lip i look at her "something wrong" she blushed a little and sat on my lap which caught me off guard "anarchy" i could feel my heart about to leave my chest "y-yes" she blushed "can you show me what human's do to-" i shot up and walked down stair's "i have work to do i better go" i said nervously and rushed down and closed the door to my room "shit was she seriously about to ask me to do it with her" my mind was racing blue bird I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS for the entire week lapis flirted and tried to seduce me i was to chicken to return her feeling so i did what any man would do in this position....and drown my self in my work we watched blue bird unfuze and threaten greg and tell steven to destroy everything he loves "HELL YA NOW THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT" lapis smirked i grin and watched at greg cut his own hair and cryed over it we were both weird out by that and watched as steven turned pink i smirk "well isn't that interesting" i watch more interested as he beat the shit out of aqua marine and ruby who tried to fuze but failed until steven started talking then the fuzed and attacked him "YA" we both shout until they got squished by alexandrite we blink "well holly shit" aqua marine was saying something then grabbed ruby and flew off and was heading to the ship they flew in aqua marine "were back" ruby "what have you to been up to" i loom over them and crack my knuckles "some very interesting thing's happen seem's you taught lapis something" they gulp ruby "well um define taught" i crack my knuckles "you two are dead" they run i chase after then aqua "wait wait wait we got something for you!" i stop and cross my arm's she gave me a needle with steven's blood inside it "perfect" i smirk and punch them both in the face and head down they groan and lapis giggles a bit "guess you two learned your lesson" they nod lieing one hundred percent i was combining steven's diamond dna with the other diamond's into a device the liquid turned black i smirk "it's time for the diamond's and those crystal clod's to face the black diamond" i laugh maniacally "there going to be sorry they ever crossed me i'll make them all pay especially white diamond she will pay for everything she put me thru" i keep laughing with a insane look in my eye's