Hey again, future me. I haven't forgotten my name yet or shoved myself into a pot, so it’s looking like I didn’t get pollen-brain! Doc Murkins says that I should still hang around camp today anyways, though, which kinda blows. I mean, the narwhal geese are nesting right now! I’m missing all of that juicy male v. male drama that you can only get from young and territorial horned birds!

Human drama is NOTHING compared to bird drama! The closest thing is when Grant thought Terry was cheating on him with Cale, but Terry was actually cheating on him with Cherry. And that weirded everyone out ‘cause Cherry is a mannequin. We leave Terry and Cherry alone now. Cherry talks too much anyways.

I hope that the armed don’t get in the way of the narwhal geese this time. Last year, the geese left a whole month early because the armed kept trying to steal all their feathers! How are narwhal geese supposed to fly without their feathers, huh? And how are they supposed to stay warm in their cold lake-bottom nests? Too cruel, armed! Too cruel!