Jane fell in the pollen-pit! She was trying to finish our harvest from two days ago when a hissing spider spooked her and she fell in. I feel kinda bad ‘cause it’s my fault we didn’t finish in the first place, but it’s also hilarious that she might get pollen-brain. Like, a sad kind of hilarious. Because while it’s sad that Jane might lose all her memories, it’s hilarious to imagine Jane as a cactus.
I wonder who gets Jane’s stuff if she turns into cactus Jane? She has a butterfly knife that I’ve been trying to trade her for for months, but she won’t trade me! I’ve even offered her my super-rare collection of geese horns! They’re the broken horns of seven of the most alpha geese that have ever graced Mignon lake, and yet she STILL won’t trade! If Jane gets pollen-brain, I’m calling dibs on that knife!
Oh yeah, and we found one of the armed from my gate mess-up hanging out in Terry and Cherry’s tent. Terry’s into some strange stuff, man. They kinda scare me.
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