There once was a man named Fred

Everyone thought Fred was dead.

He dropped his bread.

Tripped and lost his head.

There once was a man named Fred.

There once was a man named Fred.

He walked up the stairs while eating bred.

He tripped on his bread.

Fell on his head.

There once was a man named Fred.

There once was a man named Fred.

"t'was just a prank" they said.

They gave him a scare.

He fell down the stair.

And then the ground turned red.

...

'I once was a man named Fred

I'm alive... But I should be dead'

'They laughed and had their fun,

But now they must run.

It's their turn to lose their heads.'