The ride home was silent in the beginning. Nico was driving, Nero and Vergil sat at the table, Dante was reading some porn magazine and Y/n just laid on the couch with his eyes closed. He was content like that until he felt hunger for the first time since he took the armor off. Y/n opened his eyes whining.

-Hungry? – asked Nero. – What do you want to eat?

-Anything to be honest...- sighed Y/n. – Maybe a burger...I don't know...

-How did you know he was hungry? – asked Dante.

-I keep on seeing that reaction since twenty years. – chuckled Nero and walked up to Nico to ask her to find some McDonald's or something. On the way back to his chair he ruffled Y/n's hair and sat down on his chair. Dante wanted to tease Y/n about it.

-Such a cute little boy. – said Dante reaching out to ruffle Y/n's hair too, but he was met with his eyes glowing red in a warning manner.

-I'll show you how cute I am when I will stick Alastor up in your ass. – he growled with a dangerous smirk on his face.

-Not in the van! – yelled Nico. – Or you will be cleaning it with your tongue!

-Don't threaten my son! – Nero joined the argument. Vergil sighed rubbing his temples in annoyance. Y/n put the hood of his coat on his head, ready to hide from the world. It was just too loud. Nero noticed that. – And shut the hell up all of you.

Time skip

After the stop at McDonald's, Nero decided to drive, while Nico sat at the passenger's seat. Y/n ravished his food, twenty cheeseburgers, three big boxes of chicken nuggets and a chocolate milkshake. Dante just watched shocked as Y/n ate way more than him.

-Hell surely made you hungry. – he said.

-If you killed Mundus properly we wouldn't be in that situation in the first place. – answered Y/n as he slurped his milkshake. – On the other hand if Mundus wouldn't come back I wouldn't meet you two.

-I'm happy you know what you'd lose. – chuckled Dante. – The whole mess is better with me in it, right?

-I was talking more about grandpa, but whatever. – answered Y/n making Vergil chuckle.

-What's so funny? – asked Dante annoyed.

-That's my boy. – chuckled Vergil.

-He may be your boy, but I'm still stronger than you.

-We were even!

-At least grandpa has a son, which indicates he scored at least once. – said Y/n smirking. – Where's your proof?

-BURN! – yelled Nero laughing his ass off.

-I don't need to prove anything to you kid.

-You do realize that he can read minds, right? – grinned Nico making Dante's jaw drop.

Nero kept laughing at the silence he received, taking it as a sign that Dante didn't have any comeback to Y/n's words. Vergil couldn't hold his laugher in too. For the first time in years he truly laughed. Not only was he amused, but happy as well. He had an ally within his family. He didn't want to leave this kid. He was definitely something.

Time skip

Late in the night Y/n finished the road home. He took over the wheel when Nero said he was tired and drove all the rest of the road home. Everyone were sleeping already, so he pushed the button on the pilot and waited for the garage door to open. Then he drove in and turned the engine off. He got off of the driver seat and stretched with a yawn. He walked up to Nero and woke him up.

-We're here. – he said, then proceeded to wake Nico up.

Nero went in the house silently. Kyrie was already sleeping. Nico jumped on her bed and fell asleep in her clothes. Even if the bomb blew up beside her she wouldn't wake up. Dante and Vergil followed Y/n inside. He led them to the guestroom and made the bed.

-Goodnight. – said Y/n walking out.

-Are you kidding? – asked Dante. – There's one bed here.

-King-size bed. – he answered and walked out ignoring Dante. He was too tired to argue with him.

-Relax. – sighed Vergil. – We slept in the same bed when we were kids.

-Whatever Family Guy. – chuckled Dante getting ready to sleep.