Sonic: [narrating] So, here we are again. We've been through so much together! Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor chasing a superSonic blue hedgehog! Wanna know how it ends? Yeah, me too!
[The chase continues. Sonic and Eggman saw it on a corner]
Eggman: That was an illegal left by the way!
Sonic: This is impossible! [picks up a ring] No one has ever reached me before.
[In Paris, a mother and daughter are looking at a mime, because of course they do. The child seems particularly uninterested, until the mime makes a circle with his arms, revealing the ring portal Sonic just made]
Sonic: Coming through!
[The hedgehog speeds through the ring, passing the three occupants. The mime ducks]
Mime: "Sacré bleu!"
[Eggman follows afterwards]
Eggman: "Excusez-moi, monsieur!"
[Another portal opens on the Great Wall of China. Both Sonic and Eggman fly through it]
Sonic: Here we go. Road opening up!
[The Eggmobile swirls around, but Eggman is still able to keep up, even though the blue hedgehog jumps around and runs along the walls of the passage. Sonic quickly throws out a third ring, leading them to Egypt]
Sonic: I can't lose him.
[Eggman shoots a sphinx and tries to hit Sonic. The hedgehog skids in the sand and has an idea]
Sonic: If you don't beat him, blind him.
[He swirls around the plain of sand, circling Eggman's machine. A sandstorm flies up, blinding Eggman...]
Eggman: I lost... the visual contact!
[... but then he sees Sonic, running up the edge of the Giza Pyramid]
Eggman: You're not allowed up there! That's one of the Seven Wonders!
[He speeds out of the tornado. Just as Sonic throws out another ring, Eggman activates his laser again, blowing Sonic through the portal]
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