I have been notified there is a rainbow by my youngest minion. She looked to the sky in excitement this morning and exclaimed the word “rainbow.” She also has been walking into my room more often as she is a curious toddler but I digress.

That was when I had an idea. My whole theme as a supervillain can be a leprechaun! They hoard treasures to themselves and live under a rainbow. If that isn’t evil then I don’t know what is! I have decided my supervillain costume would be sparkly hot pink but I can just be a fabulous leprechaun so it’s not a huge issue.

First of all, I had to determine what treasure I shall hoard. I was discussing this with River and they asked if there was anything important enough that I wouldn’t share it with anyone. It took me a moment but I determined that the treasure I will be keeping as a leprechaun will be River themself! When I told them of my evil plan, they said that I was cute and proceeded to pinch my cheek.

Just when I think I know them, they always seem to catch me off guard. I couldn’t help but feel embarrassed for the rest of the day!

All we need now is a rainbow! We set out to go find the end of the rainbow at the end of the day but there was one issue. We didn’t know which end of the rainbow to go to.

River then suggested we make our own rainbow which is an absolutely brilliant idea! Making a superior rainbow will only tell all the other leprechauns that I am the best villain there is!

I knew the perfect rainbow to use as well!

I got out my pride flag from my room and put it over River and I’s shoulders.

I truly am an evil genius! Though… I don’t think River and I and stay in this position for too long. River bent down to pick up something and we ended up falling over. This evil scheme is probably too ahead of our time.

In other news, they gifted me a four-leaf clover they found. What are the odds? With this lucky charm, I’ll be unstoppable as a villain! (It seemed to have unfortunately lost a leaf but that is no issue.)

Signed,

Super lucky supervillain,

Binx.