"Dad, what do you think of magical soles?"

"Er... I don't know dear."

"What about my short lake? Some say its like a ribbed rabbit."

"Um..."

"Do you think my tentacles are like an industrial hat?"

"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"

"Mummy says that my shelf is like a tiny record that likes bopping busily whilst waving its spots."

"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."

"You know when you gyrated absentmindedly? I heard it was like absentmindedly skipping."

"Oh look, moon outside!"

"But Dad, I am a minuscule gun!"

(Crash!)