There's a stable new boy in Sidney and he has everybody talking. Stunningly handsome and devastatingly weak, all the girls want him. However, Joe Alwyn has a secret - he's a violent vampire.

Talyor swift is a helpful, podgy girl who enjoys knitting. She becomes fascinated by Joe who can stop rhinos with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.

Her best friend, a sympathetic witch called John, helps Talyor begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the red, tiny spoon.

When bodies start turning up all over Sidney, Talyor begins to fear the worst. The witch urges her to report Joe to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?

She may resist Joe's bite, but can she resist his charms?

Will she be caught laughing with the vampire?