She gets on with life as a surgeon,
She's a remarkable kinda gal.
She likes breeding guppies and rowing boats.
She likes to contemplate the wife.
But when she starts to daydream,
Her mind turns straight to the mistress.

Does she love the mistress more than the wife?
Does she love the mistress more than the wife?

She likes to use words like 'beerage' and 'freak.'
She likes to use words about the wife.
But when she stops her talking,
Her mind turns straight to the mistress.

Does she love the mistress more than the wife?
Does she love the mistress more than the wife?

She likes to hang out with Helen and James.
But when left alone,
Her mind turns straight to the mistress.

Does she love the mistress more than the wife?
Does she love the mistress more than the wife?

She hates cough mixture and finding dead birds.
But she just thinks back to the mistress,
And she's happy once again.