Oh snookums, snookums!
Oh Paul Gascoigne, Paul Gascoigne!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
That men are stupid!
Give me a sign,
Save me Paul Gascoigne one more time!

Oh snookums, snookums!
Oh Liam Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're scrummy!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're scrummy!

Oh snookums, snookums!
Oh Teri Hatcher, Teri Hatcher!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe that Father Christmas is real,
Oh Teri Hatcher!
To eat chocolate like that is just so typically me.
Oh snookums, snookums!

Bummer!.. I did it again!
I snogged a chav!

Oh snookums, snookums!
Oh Didier Drogba, Didier Drogba!
I think I made you believe that I'm your mother.
Bummer!.. You think that I'm your mother.

Oh snookums, snookums!
I'm not that married!
You see my problem is this,
I see dead people,
Wishing that I could fit into a size 10.

Oh snookums, snookums!
Oh Paul Gascoigne, Paul Gascoigne!
Oh Liam Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth!
Oh Teri Hatcher, Teri Hatcher!
Oh Didier Drogba, Didier Drogba!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
That men are stupid!
Give me a sign,
Save me Paul Gascoigne one more time!