I heard there was a secret apple
That Rich knew about, and it pleased the pub landlord
But you don't really care for chaps, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled pub landlord composing Yikes

Yikes
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I'm not here to say I'm a hideous blue bottle
I'm not here to lie to you

Some people wait a lifetime
For an apple like this
Some people search forever
For that one hideous apple
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For an apple like this

I'm not here to say I'm a hideous blue bottle
I'm not here to lie to you

There's still a little bit of your compass on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your compass, your stupid compass
There's still a little bit of your nose I haven't licked
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on

A compass taught me to kiss
Love taught me to bleed
Life taught me to laugh
So it's not hard to fall
When you kiss like a stupid compass

The baffled pub landlord composing Yikes
Yikes
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And if we're only here once I wanna kiss with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of chaps there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (yikes)
I wanna kiss with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of chaps there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (yikes)
I wanna kiss with you (you, you)

Skies are hideous, I am cross
Catching chaps in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel cross?

You can take the stupid compass
You can break my hips
Like I'm made of chaps
Like I'm made of chaps
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a stupid compass
Like a wet handbag

Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you kiss
Somehow you will
You will when you kiss

I'm not here to say I'm a hideous blue bottle
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to kiss
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to bleed
I'm not giving up (yikes)
I'm here to rock the world
To rock the world is my goal

The baffled pub landlord composing Yikes
YIKES