Dear Mrs Davis,
I am sorry to report that little Melissa has been assigned a detention.
As you know, little Melissa is usually a very strong and dotty child. However, today I caught him spinning during class.
When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Exterminate!" and began dancing with his friend Maddie.
Melissa aggravated the matter further by calling me a lazy humming bird and likening my elbows to a sharp runner bean.
Little Melissa was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow greasy gloves at Shelbyville Elementary School.
Shelbyville Elementary School prides itself on being a manky and crazy establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children spinning and dancing on the premises. Added to which, my elbows looks nothing like a runner bean, as Mrs Jackson will testify.
Please ensure that little Melissa attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his greasy clothing at home.
Yours sincerely
Adorable99
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