Dear Jeremy Corbyn,

I am a member of the Democrat party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat aggressive and your individual views rather crazy. I believe in the values of free speech and freedom.

Your moral compass is smelly and your hair, tacky.

Recently, I have come to feel fuming about fox hunting. I am affected by this every Friday because I'm a fox.

During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against fracking and argued in favour of fox hunting. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to phone tapping.

I am writing you to ask that you stop publicly flirting and also, hopefully ban animal testing. Don't let your wild relationship with Tony Blair stand in the way of progress.

I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh smelly one.

BabeMagnet69