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Gaylord Abhor!

After

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Mar 25, 2021

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*Disclaimer- there Is cussing, so If you do not care for It, this may not be for you.
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Wa, wa, wa. That Is all I can hear. Everytime I try to form coherent words, that's all I would get, a baby crying. Where the hell Is that baby?


I looked around from…..oh. I was the baby. 


AH! I'M A BABY!


¨Wa, waaah.¨ This Is just like that one anime I watched! Oh man, this Is so~ cool!


I looked around from my cradle, at the room I was In. There were four large windows, with blood red curtains, adorned with jewels. The floor was a mix of dark red wood and some honey colored wood, so shiny you could see your reflection In them. A chandelier hung from the low ceiling, dripping with diamonds.


Like, how rich Is the family? Well I suppose It Is a good thing,It just means I won't have to worry about money. Woop! Woop! I won the lottery.


Now the thing I'm worried about Is, where the heck are the adults! Im famished. I need me some booby milk(and that Is not me being a pervert, nope. It Is just me stating a fact. An unavoidable fact.) 


So I did the one thing I knew was going to work,¨WAAAA, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH,wa.¨


Soon after, two women barged Into my room, well what I thought to be my room.


¨Oh my poor baby! Are you hungry?¨


 Haha, she guessed right.


My supposed mother picked me up and walked over to a rocking chair, the chair was like, pure diamond! Holiest of all the shits! This family was loaded.


Shortly after I was fed, I fell asleep.

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I woke up to loud voices. I turned to see who was talking, there were three children. Two of them were twins with platinum blond hair, they were at least three years old. 


I looked at the last child, she was the most precious girl I had ever seen! To the point I held my breath. The aura around her was that of an angel! A constant cloud of sparkles formed around her, boosting her fairness.


¨Look Angelos, that Is your future husband.¨ Teased the mischievous twin.


¨Stop that! I don't want to marry a baby!¨Angelos crossed her arms and huffed.

Hey! I'm not going to be a baby forever! Wow, that Is not what I expected her to act like, and what I sup with her name? Was It some culture thing?


¨Aww, poor Angg- OUCH! Why did you hit me?!¨ Angelo had hit him In the arm.


¨I told you not to call me that! Hmp.¨ She turned her head and stuck her nose In the air.


¨Stop It you two. We have to set a good example In front of Nkéi prínkipas, so behave!¨ Said the mature twin.


Woah,Is that my name? What does It mean...hmm.


¨I'm going to do no such thing! I will not marry him, he Is bound to be weak! It Is In his blood.¨


WHAT. What does she mean, and why Is she judging me before she even got to know me? You know what! I'm going to prove her wrong.


 Uh, when I get older of course. I'm a baby right now.



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#fujoshi_family #Insult_to_god_of_gay #homophobic #homophobia #dumb

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CharlesTheGhost
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Hahahaha baby

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Nathaniel, your average, dumb, homophobic boy. He later ends up angering the "supposed" god of gay...( If there Is such. ) He Is murdered shortly after, leaving behind his fujoshi family and transmergating Into a world that Is purely gay. How will he ever come Into terms with his homophobia? And how will he land himself with a hot "girl" In a world full gay( literally everything.)

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