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Disclaimer- cussing~

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I woke up early, for today Is my birthday. Which means It Is also my birthday tea party. I'm actually looking forward to It. The reason for that Is, I'm going to ravish Angelos with my newfound words ( not really new.)

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Ok, so um now that I'm standing In front of the garden doors ( which Is where the tea party Is happening ) I realized how half-assed my plan was. I'm not ready at all. I feel as if I'm going to wet myself. 

You see, I have yet to meet another kid my age except Angelos and the twins, which I don't count. So this Is pretty new. Even In my previous life, I suffered from social anxiety. It wasn't that bad, but It did put a damper on a lot of things, but! I'm not going to let that get In my way. 

My plan Is to act like a king, simply because being myself will only lead to my downfall. Ok, now onto the plan:

Step 1- Walk In like a boss.

I swung open the large,elaborate, turquoise doors with all my might. When I looked up, everyone was looking at me with wide eyes. I bet not a single one of them thought I would have such an entrance. Ke ke ke..

I walked over to the white, marble table and sat down In the fanciest chair. Hope It was mine, that would be embarrassing otherwise.

The other,rich looking, kids looked at In awe, as If I were a mystical being. Which I was not.

I made peace with that a long, long time ago. I know I'm a rotten ass person, and I'm ok with It. I learned to deal with It.

Step 2- Woe them with my words!

¨Ahem, ahem. Thank you for attending my first birthday party, I am honored.¨ I bow my head slightly, to show respect.

When I lifted my head up I saw my Mother, with teary eyes next to an angry looking woman. Was she moved by my words? They are unusual words for a three year old.

The children around me started talking among themselves, ignoring me. LIke what the heck?! They were just looking at me as If I were god himself!

Another weird thing I noticed, they were all guys. Some of them were feminine looking, which was weird In a different type of way. Where were all the females? Where they worried I would attach myself to one of them? Honestly I think I would have.

Just then the doors flew open. Birds and butterflies flew about majestically, as Angelos walked In like an eternal being. Holy light surrounded her, as she walked over to the table and sat down next me.

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A few minutes after she came In, the other children bombarded her with questions. It was getting on my nerves. How dare they ignore the birthday boy! I'm not being selfish here! It's my freaking birthday for crying out loud!

Time for step 3! Getting Angelos angry/annoyed. Super easy right?