How the hell am I supposed to execute step 3? Honestly it's easy to annoy Angelos, but how do I do It without losing face?

Wait! I have the most effective weapon In my arsenal! I'm but a toddler. I could totally use that to my advantage.Mwahahaha, I'm so smart!

I grabbed my pretty tea cup, and on the way to sipping It, I dropped It on Angelos´s lap ( totally by accident ). Woops.

The second It hit her lap, everybody gasped In union, then turned to stare at be agape. Mother rushed over frantically whipping up the spilt tea.

The look Angelos gave me was priceless. It took a butt load of effort to not laugh. It was fucking hilarious. 

Mother turned to look at me, ¨Nkéi prínkipas, please apologize to Angelos!¨ I couldn't say no to that face she made, just like a puppy. So cute.

Oh shit. Everybody Is looking at me. I really don't want to say sorry to this sorry, excuse for an asshat.

I tried my most, best puppy face,¨ I sowwy.¨ The reason I talked like an actual baby, was because I have devised a whole new plan!

I was going to talk like a scholar In front of others, but not In front of Angelos. Hell be hearing rumors of how smart I am, but he wouldnt be able to make sense of them cause evry time he Is around me, I would talk like a dumb monkey. I'm so~ smart!

Praise me gods! Praise me~

But the minute I locked eyes with Angelos, she had this dangerous look In her eyes and a provocative smirk. Oh how I despised that smirk! I wanted to punch her In her face! I musnt though, no matter how tempting It Is. I must save face!

I then turned and smiled at my mother who looked quite puzzled. Probably the drastic change In my speech. He he..I kinda feel bad for tricking mother, but no matter! I have already commenced the plan! 

After the whole fiasco, everybody went back to talking among themselves, Ignoring the birthday boy again…

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I woke with a start. 

It was midnight, and someone was outside my heavily curtained, balcony doors. Their shadow was dancing on the floor, moving with the wind.

I rushed out of my bed and ran to the balcony doors. I threw the curtains open just as quick as I ran. There was nothing but a cloak and a note. 

The note read: 

Hello dear Nkéi prínkipas, I saw the fiasco at the tea party. It was quite hilarious. Hope to see you soon.

                                                                                                           -Signed Anonymous