Side character no-one cares about 1: Yo did you see that villain in the streets this morning?

Side character no-one cares about 2: Yeah he killed my grandma

Side character no-one cares about 1: Sick dude

Side character no-one cares about 2: Bruh....but I will admit tree man was pretty cool

Izuku: of course he is cool he is tree

Side character no-one cares about 2: You hear something?

Side character no-one cares about 1: Nope

Izuku: just you wait, one day i'm gonna save you all so fucking hard that you will regret the day that you even ins-

Teacher: Alright, everyone here? I actually don't care as long as my favourite academically and physically gifted students are here. So i'm gonna hand out these job forms,  buuuuuuuuuuuut you all wanna be hero's anyway so I won't bother!!!!

Class: YAY!!!

That one kid: I wanted to be a plumbler and fix plumbing but I guess being in a financially unstable and risky job sounds better, I guess

Teacher: So Izuku where are you gonna go

Izuku: I'm gonna be a hero!

Teacher: I'm sorry I don't speak bullshit can you please repreat that again for me

Izuku: I said I'm gonna - 

Bakugo: Shut it ya fuckin' cunt, we all know you can't be a hero, why you may ask? BECAUSE I AM THE BEST AND WILL BE THE BEST HERO, PEOPLE OF THE LIKES OF YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CHANCE AND BECAUSE I NEED TO STATE MY DOMINANCE I'M GONNA USE MY EXPLOSION QUIRK IN THE BATHROOM AND TRY TO CONVINCE YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE! TAKE THAT BITCH

Izuku: Sir surely this behaviour breaks some kind of school rules doesn't it?

Teacher: Izuku rules don't apply to the gifted or my favourite students. Class is out, do whatever the hell you want as long as i'm on my break and can't be held responsible for your bullshit

Bakugo: Excellent! Now Deku I think we're gonna have some fun now

Izuku: ...

Izuku: Look man I know you tried to come off as intimidating and cool, but that just sounded gay and disturbing

Bakugo: YOU BITCH. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO

Izuku: *sighs* 

Izuku: What are you gonna do Kacchan?

Bakugo: I'M GONNA THROW YOUR NOTEBOOK INTO, INTO, UHHH.... OUT THE WINDOW INTO THAT POND! HAH! TAKE THAT YOU NERD

Izuku: Wow, 10/10 performance for that one

Bakugo: AND THAT'S NOT ALL! I'M GONNA BURN IT!

Izuku: NO!!! MY CHEAT BOOK! DAMMIT

Bakugo: See you around, pussy

Izuku: Still gay man

Bakugo: IT'S ONLY GAY CAUSE YOUR MAKING IT GAY! FUCK YOU! GO JUMP OFF THE ROOF OR SOMETHING.

Bakugo: *walks out*

Izuku: To bad we're graduating, the drama club would've loved him.

End of Script