Izuku: My cheat book, now i'll actually have to study
Izuku: *sighs*
Izuku: I wander what kind of quirk I could fake? hmmmmmmm
Izuku: I wander if this non dangerous or suspicious eery tunnel under the bridge will give me any ideas
Izuku: What would All Might do?
Izuku: HE LAUGHS! *laughs in a slightly disturbing manner but we won't go into that
Coke villain: *puts "arm" over Izuku's mouth*
Coke villain: I AM BEGGING YOU, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP I JUST WANT SOME GODDAMN PEACE AND QUIET DOWN HERE BUT NOOOOOOO ALL I GET ARE YOU HORNY AND FUCKED UP TEENAGERS DOING WEIRD SHIT DOWN HERE very loudy may I add AND JUST MAKE ME WANNA PUKE, LIKE I DON'T CARE IF HE CHEATED ON YOU FOR THE 9TH TIME IN A ROW LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Izuku: *still struggling*
Coke villain: AND THEN OF COURSE YOU HAVE THE DRAMA, THE TANTRUMS, the weird laughing...that might be just you though, THE SMOKING, THE DRUGS, THE SEX, LIKE PEOPLE SAY I'M A VILLAIN WHEN ALL I FUCKING WANT IS SOME FUCKING SLEEP IN THIS PLACE! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
All Might: YES
Coke villain: WHY
All Might: BECAUSE I AM HERE
All Might: *poses*
Coke villain: you're shitting me right.... that's not an answer
All Might: NO SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN ON MY WATCH!
*dramatic music*
All Might: *saves Izuku*
Izuku: ABOUT TIME
All Might: NOW BOY THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR SAVIOUR! BACK IN MY DAY WE RESPECTED OUR ELDERS AND HEROS
Izuku: YES ALL MIGHT
Coke villian: why are they yelling so much?
All Might: NOW FOR YOU
Coke villain: What about me?
All Might: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT YOU IN SO THESE DIRTY AND DISEASED RIDDENED COKE BOTTLES WILL DO THE TRICK
Coke villain: YOU MONSTER
All Might: NO NO SON, YOU ARE THE MONSTER HERE
*All might proceeds to enclose the thing in a coke bottle*
All Might: NOW SON, THAT YOU SEEM TO BE OKAY I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS THING TO THE POLICE
Izuku: ALL MIGHT I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK OF YOU
All Might: WHAT IS IT CHAMP
Izuku: Do, Do, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
All Might: SURE
Izuku: SIGN HERE PLEASE
Izuku: *hands over marriage forms*
All Might: KID HOW BIG A SIMP ARE YOU? SIMPS WON'T MAKE IT AS HERO'S. IN THIS WORLD IT IS EITHER SIMP OR BE SIMPED
Izuku: Spoken like the true hero I knew you would be.
Shit I started laughing out loud my mother heard me! XD "DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE MY DADDY DID" so relatable XD But poor slimey villain all he wanted was sleep but got horny teenagers instead. Rip.
Basically dumb ass shit. Don't take anything seriously this is all in good fun. It may have stuff that is offensive to you, none of it will be on purpose but if you know you get offended easily then just don't read it but then again I don't really care. Credit to Kohei Horikoshi who created the series!!! Anyway enjoy this work of 3 of my dead braincells along with shit humor, writing and grammar. :)
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