Today I had to work in the so called costumer support. It's a fairly new service the company put into the place to be more approachable.
I had to answer the request and complaints of people what was pretty annoying but at least I did not have to leave the office for that.
While taking a sip from my coffee I opened the program and read the first e-mail.

Hey death,
Im Sam and Im 13. I thought that may be u could go and wisit my math teacher. I hope u know what I mean ;) .

Hello Sam,
I don't think that I'm going to do that but maybe I'm going to visit your English teacher. Because you seem that u definitely need a new one.
Sincerely the Grim reaper Dave.

Well that was easier than I expected. Okay got to do the next one.

Hello death,
why do you cause so many people's death?
George

Hello George,
I don't cause anything. It's the human's stupidity that causes most death and when you want to complain about natural disasters then please talk to the boss up there because I'm not in charge of that.
Sincerely the Grim reaper Dave.

Why do they all think that Grim reapers kill people. That's so ridiculous.

Hello Death,
do you also help with marriage problems? I mean it does say till death do as a part right?
With high regards
Britney

Hello Britney,
yes I do that but sadly your husband asked first so... see you soon.
Sincerely the Grim reaper Dave.

He should definitely get a divorce if she already considers killing him. Oh well not my problem. At least not yet.

Yo death
What's up old man? I think you are pretty cool and all but if you ever get near me I'm going to get my bro's and we will kick your ass.
Peace, Jerome

Hello Jerome,
If you call me old one more time I'm going to get your brother's.
Sincerely the Grim reaper Dave.

I leaned back and rubbed my forehead.
This was not as annoying as working with people face to face but I was still glad to finish the work later that day and be able to do my normal job the next day.