Smarter Than The Average Kong!
Apr 16, 2021
Donkey Kong is smarter than the average Kong,
Pauline always finds out what he’s doing wrong,
At your picnic table he will sing his song,
Stuffing down more goodies than the average Kong,
He will sleep ’til noon, but before it’s dark,
He’ll have every snack in Mushroom Kingdom National Park,
Donkey has it better even thousand-years-long,
That’s because he’s smarter than the average Kong!
Super Mario (c) Nintendo
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A fan-made Nintendo AU, where not everything goes by the rules of the official games!
Everyone is as cartoony as Mario himself, not everyone is the same, and not everyone is sane!
Join SMT Mario as he jumps for joy into danger, steals power-ups, spins into weird situations, and drives the princess crazy!
I do not own the Super Mario Bros. series. This AU was made for fun and love for the franchise.
All rights belong to Nintendo.
Everyone is as cartoony as Mario himself, not everyone is the same, and not everyone is sane!
Join SMT Mario as he jumps for joy into danger, steals power-ups, spins into weird situations, and drives the princess crazy!
I do not own the Super Mario Bros. series. This AU was made for fun and love for the franchise.
All rights belong to Nintendo.
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