at this point, what am I meant to do? I'm not fighting a fucking Demon creature thing, fucker looks like he could use my arms as literal toothpicks,

"I can't really... let you do that, I'm kind of suppose to be his... body-guard bu-"

before I could even finish, the great demon essentially WHIPPED a sword in front of my face which to be fair was a little rude,

"Listen here you silly little "body-guard", your less of a shield and more of a beer keg!"

Hey! I know I've bulked a little up a little on this trip, but theirs no need too be so harsh about it!

"L-listen dude, I'm just here to do my job, I mean if you just want to SEE "Edward" I guess you could? Just don't murder and or kidnap him please"

the Demon looked... confused?

"Really? Not even going to ATTEMPT to see what I had planned?"

"No, I could literally care less as long as I'm payed"

"Huh"

The Demon looked to ocean then back to me,

"So I'm just assuming he's.... downstairs?"

"Yep, go ahead"

"o....k"

The demon casually walked down, massive sword still in hand while I goddam SPRINTED back to my room, I've been standing, talking to this demon for at least 10 minutes while I just stand in my own shit.

After I got a nice new pair of shorts on, (you'd be surpised how uncomfy long pants are under this suit!) I just decided to not to leave my room, I can't get in trouble if I was in my room the entire trip... right?

At this point its been an hour? I've heard literally nothing, I get the ocean is loud but I expect the excruciating cries and screams of a child being torn apart by a literal Demon would be at least audible.

Now if you think I'm going to go check, your fucking mental, what would I of all people do in that situation?

"Oh, haha sorry I'll just leave you two, have fun!"

No, I think I'll just wait till the sun pops up again thank you very much!