Hajime: Why are you here? and i'm not helping you.

???: What shouldn't student council members help eachother?

Hajime: Look, just because your a student council member doesn't mean i will help you know where a girl keeps her ****

 (This section has been removed as it has been considered rude or insesitive for those of a certain group, please understand that this is fiction and that the novel does not depict the creators actions, ideas or motives)

???: Please, for your buddy Jacob?

Hajime: If your giving me anything for this then maybe but otherwise no!

Jacob: £1 maybe?

Hajime: GIve me £5 and we got a deal

Jacob: YES! WHERE! 

Hajime: Locker 94, now get out!

Jacob: Yesir

*SLAM*

UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH

How dense and pathetic are people in this world i mean seriously it's like IQ has dropped by 20%.

CHARACTER FILES:

Jacob Wettson

Age: 15

Talent: Shortout

My ability can drop someones IQ to 0 litterally they can forget to stand, SO COOL.

(Note: All character files are described by the person the files is about this is not Hajime, this is Jacob on his character file, Hajime is 14 the second youngest student council member)