Jeff: “Mom, do I have to learn to be a monster that could (ok, definitely) destroy the world?”

Mom: “Yes. Wait what!?!?!?”

Jeff: “Bye mom!”

[angry sounds]

[Theme song/intro]

Taylor: “Hi Jeff! Wasn’t the ALM math lesson 10.5 hard?”

Jeff: “Yeah. The homework was HARDER.”

Taylor: “Yeah, let’s play alien tag at recess with Sam, Toby, you, and me.”

Jeff: “Sure!”

[Tires screeching]

Taylor: “Let’s try and use the dragon we learned to be yesterday to go to school.”

Jeff: “Let’s just take the bus.”

Taylor: “No!”

Jeff (Saylor) “Taylor, wait!”

[Transforming sounds]

Taylor: “This is awesome!”

Jeff: “It’s worth a shot.”

[Transforming sounds]

Jeff: “This is awesome!”

Taylor: “Yeah, our school’s right there.I can’t wait to learn to be a monster that could (ok, definitely) destroy the world!”

Jeff: “Let’s get to class!”

Taylor: “Yeah.”

[blobs squirming]

Teacher: “Class, today we will be learning how to be a monster that could (ok, definitely) destroy the world. Step 1; turn into a pot or pan. Step 2 hug the air and…

[teacher talking in background]

Sam: “Hi. Just so you know you were 10 minutes late.”

Jeff: “10 minutes late?!?!”

Teacher: “Jeff, Sam, is everything ok?”

Sam+Jeff: “Yeah.”

Teacher: “Good. Now as I was saying, step 13; make yourself 40 times larger and perfecto!”

[Bell rings]

Class: “Recess!”

Teacher: “Actually, lunch.”

Class: “Aww!”