Rose: “Where am I? And what are those red food  dyes?” 

[The blobykins appear]

blobykin 1: “HOWDY IMA BLOBYKIN”

blobykin 2: “HOWDY IMA blobykin”

Good blob of the South: “Hey there. I’m the good blob of the south. I see that you have found my little blobykins”

Rose: “Where am I???”

Good blob of the south, AKA GBS: “You are in the land of the blobykins, duh”

[they sing a cheesy song about how life is great here]

Rose: “how can I get back home?”

GBS: “your best hope is the wizard of Eve.”

Rose: “How do you get there?”

GBS: “Cheesy song time!”

[they sing a cheesy song about the yellow glue road]

Rose: “All I have to do is follow the yellow glue road and I’ll get to Emerald City and I’ll get to the wizard of Eve?”             

 GBS: “yUp! Let’s sing a cheesy song about why!”

Rose: “NO!!!!!!!!!!”

GBS: “Then let us sing a cheesy song on what I will give to you for your journey!”

[they sing a cheesy song saying that Rose killed the wicked old man of the east and Rose will take his red food dye and a kiss from the GBS for protection.] 

Rose: “I’ll take the red food dyes but DON’T YOU DARE KISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

blobykins: “BUT IT'S PART OF THE NEWCOMER TRADITIONNNNNN!!!!

[Rose scoops up the red food dies and charges away]

[time passes]

[Rose sees a scareblob in a field]

Rose: “AAAAAAAAHHHH! A SCAREBLOB!”

Scareblob: “Don’t be scared!”

Rose: “Why not? Also, what way should I take because I just noticed that there is a fork in the road?”

Scareblob: “Another cheesy song time!!!!!!!!”

[Scare blob sings about how he’s not meant to scare blobs, even though he’s named scareblob and that’s just weird.]

Scareblob: “Man I’m so dumb i need a brain do you have a spare brain I could use?”

Rose: “Hmmmmm, let me check….”

[Looks in never-ending bag.]

Rose: “Uh I’m sorry I used my last one on my dumb brother who needed a brain named Jeff. He talks like (in Jeff voice) This, duhhhhh”

Scareblob: “Aw man… well do you think you could help me find a brain some other way?”

Rose: “Sure! I’m going to see the wizard of Eve so I can find a way to get back home. You can come with me!”

Scareblob: “Where do you live?”

Rose: “ArKaNsAs!!”

Scareblob: “Uhhhhhh….”

[eyes roll back and he starts walking like a zombie]

Rose: “Um, is he okay?”

Eve: “I LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKCKKCKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

[eve grows like….. SUPER BIG] 

Angel: “Eve I TOLD you that we were going shopping AFTER lunch to get your socks! The sock store has monsters that live in the socks and bite your toes if you buy them BEFORE we eat lunch!”

Eve: “WELL I CAN STILL LIKE SOCKS CAN’T I????”

Angel: “BUT THEY CAN HEAR YOU AND THEN THEY’LL COME AND BITE YOUR TOES BEFORE THE STORE OWNERS SHOVE BANANAS IN THE SOCKS BECAUSE THEN THE MONSTERS EAT THE BANANAS AND NOT YOUR TOES!!!!”

Rose: “ummmm……”

Scareblob: “Don’t mind them! There are just some passerbyers that pass by here every day.”

[Rose nods, looking understanding and also confused and she and Scareblob walk away leaving Eve and Angel saying “bananas in socks!” over and over again]

[they soon get to a point where a southern blobykin is waiting.]

Rose: “hello!”

[southern blobykin does nothing.]

Rose: “Who are you?”

[southern blobykin still does nothing.]

Rose: “I think that the blobykin is frozen! I’ll warm you up!”

[pulls a red hot bunny out of her hat somehow.]

[puts bunny on southern blobykin.]

[cue sizzle sounds.]

[Southern blobykin starts to melt.]

Southern blobykin: “Hey!! Watch it, dude!!

Rose: “Oh no! I just realized that was a statue!! I melted a statue!!”

Scareblob: “Duh!! It’s a tin statue. You melted tin!!”

Tin Puddle: “Soooooooo……. You're just gonna stand there?!”

 Rose: “What should I do? And also how are you still talking I literally melted you…”

[Tin Puddle turns back into a tin blob] 

Tin statue:“Gotcha!!! HAHA you didn’t melt me! No red hot bunny ever would!! I’m super strong!!!”

[Albert Einstein appears] 

Albert Einstein: “Yes, he is correct. For once someone is actually SMART in this series. Tin melts at about 449.5 degrees fahrenheit. And if the red hot bunny was that hot, it would have melted the hat and Rose’s hair would be on fire.”

[Angel and Eve burst out laughing in the background]

Angel and Eve: “ROSE’S HAIR IS ON FIRE! ROSE’S HAIR IS ON FIRE!”

Tin Blob: “Uhhhhhh……”

Scareblob: “Ok??????”

Rose: “NO I DON'T KNOW THEM DEFINITELY DONT KNOW THEM”

Tin Blob: “Anyways… see? I'm always tricking people! I’ll never be nice. I’m just a sad tin blob without a heart…”

Rose: “Don’t say that about yourself! How about you come with us to the wizard of Eve! Scareblob over here needs a brain because I'm all out, and I need a way back home! Oh! Do you have a spare tornado in your pocket?”

Tin Blob: “Actually, I do!” 

[pulls tornado out of his tin blob pocket] 

Tin blob: “Here ya go!” 

[hands rose tornado]

Rose: “OH MY WOW THANK YOU! Now I can get to my family and my now smart brother Jeff and my dear pet blobby, Tutu!”

[Rose spawns tornado]

Rose: “Goodbye everyone!”

Tin Blob and Scareblob: “Bye Bye Rose!”

[Rose hops in tornado and whooshes away to ArKaNsAs]