Today is the first day I go to college.  I am actually going to Berkeley.  I'm taking Computer Science.  Trying to make my own social media company.  You may say, "Well, lucky you.  No need to brag."  Well, I'm not bragging, but actually am complaining because the landlord of the apartment is thinking my gaurdian/mom is not my REAL mom or gaurdian.  "Do you have proof that you are her gaurdian," Mrs, Barr asks.  My mom yells, "I gave you my ID and I even gave you a F***ing DNA test!!!  What else do you need!?"  "I need proof your her gaurdian," Mrs.Barr said, starting to get really annoyed.  

          My mom screams, "If you don't give my daughter an apartment here I will sue you!!"  Mrs. Barr quickly handed over a key to me.  She said nervously, "There is a luxery apartment on the top.  I think it's a penthouse.  Take it.  But someone is already living there.  It's 2 bedroom, 3 bathroom.  Tell that person that I told you to go up there."  I nodded my head, ran to my luggage, and scurried to the elevator. 

        The elevator was going higher and higher.  It had clear glass all around it, so I could look out the glass and see the whole city.  I liked it till I realized I was terrifed of heights.  I was shivering.  Finally....The doors open.  I walk out seeing only one hallway, leading to a door.  I see a bodygaurd standing there.  Completely emotionless.  He looks at me and says, "Ms,  I cannot let you in."  I here a dark voice from the room saying, "Let her in.  She's probably the new cleaning lady."  

       First, I'm only daydreaming about his beautiful voice.... Wait a minute....Cleaning lady, who the f**k is the cleaning lady.  I start storming in yelling, "I'm no f***ing cleaning lady!!!"  He say's, "Then who let you up here?"  I yell, "Mrs. Barr!"  He shoves his hand on my mouth whining, "Can you please not yell?"  Not yell?  Oooo.  I found his weakness, if he is going to be my neighbour of course.  I start smriking, then gigling, then something that sounds like an evil person's laugh.  They both start getting freaked out.  He starts saying, "I'll let you in just... hold on a sec."  First it's 5 minutes then 10.  

        I hear the door click open, weirdly his attitude changed.  I went to my bedroom and told him not to come in because I was taking a bath.  I saw the bath filled  with water.  For strangers who just met 30 minutes ago he was really nice.  I slipped in.  I try to take a bar of soap but my hand is stuck to this...this...THIS IS NOT WATER.....It's ...it's....GLUE!!! "AAAAHHH"  I hear him giggling from the other room.  I finally made it out and clean.  Do not ask me how the process went, please?  I ran out and slapped him on he cheeck.  He said, "No one's ever dared to slap me!"  I yell, "Why in the world did you put glue in MY BATHTUB!!??"  He said, "First, I rudely called you a cleaning lady, then I nicely opened the door to you?? Are you really that dumb?!!  I want you out of here, get it, out!" 

       What he first said was true, but still you don't have to act like a d**k.  I said, "I will stay here until I am done with college even if you bodygaurds chase me down, or get beaten, or sleep outside, I WILL LIVE HERE!"  "Ok, I accept your challenge.  Let's start with our names.  Mine is K.O, and yours is?"  I said, "Luci.  I feel like I heard the name K.O before just don't know where."  K.O said, "K.O the gamer, ring any bells, the most famous gamer right now?"  I shaked my head no.  He got even more annoyed.  He said, "Where are you from?"  I said, "Well, I was born and raised in Italy.  Moved to America when I was 5 and here I am now."  He asked, "How old?"  "20", I said nervously.

       He started saying, "For you to live here, you have to succesfully be a kpop idol.  To be exact an European Kpop Idol."