Dear Diary,

my roommates are even more clingy than ever! i mean not that i'm complaining! they are kinda hot

anyways, Jason said i was a picture of god which is confusing? god was a long haired hobo! so yeah... anyways i still have yet to meet a vampire!

signed 

Joan

Joan shoved the diary into a hidden drawer sighing softly. if others knew he belived in vampires or loved his roommates everyone would hate him. Joan slowly got up and reluctantly left his room. the two idiots were asleep hugging eachother on the couch. "well they did fine without me..." he murmured sneaking to the kitchen to try at not wake them up.

"joannnn!" jason grumbled tiredly "c'mere" he demended in a whiney tone. "Jason i need food I'll join you in a second" Joan replied softly before entering the kitchen. Joan rummaged through the fridge settling on a cold sandwich.  Joan ate slowly so he could push off the apending doom for cuddling his roommates. finally Joan got up and headed for the couch what he saw mortified him. Jason was holding Joan's diary.