I was just walking through the hall after class minding my own gosh darn business and out of nowhere there they go. THE God damn alarms! This particular alarm meant that there was a dangerous threat in the building who just so happened to be armed. ( little did they know I came to school everyday armed with sarcastic remarks and judgment for all ) However that was not going to protect me from a bullet. Well shortly after the alarms went off the commotion spread through the Halls. Children running, girls crying.
It was very dramatic. What are the odds that the person with the gun was running directly at me, I'll give you a hint it's about a 1 out of 4000. how lucky am I that I'm that one out of 4000. He was running directly at me with the gun. Being the socially deficient person I am, I started running right back at him and he ran right past me at least that's what I thought he did; however he just so happened to have put his weapon in my pocket.
Aaron, how did you not notice this? You ask, well I just so happen to have been in a little bit of a shock and didn't have the time to notice until the security guards were running behind me. Did this catch me off guard... Of course and did I react appropriately absolutely not. Instead of stopping, dropping and rolling. I kept running out of the building and down the street. Running was not my strong suit, but at that moment I was running off of adrenaline and didn't really notice that I was slowly losing energy the further I ran. I have no idea where the heck I'm running to but when I get there I will figure it out. “ Stop right there! drop the weapon!” Weapon? I didn't have a… oh my God I had a weapon. At this point my legs were starting to ache and I was out of breath. I ran another eight city blocks and these security guards were telling me. What happened to the fat cop sitting around eating Donuts. they're all fricken triathletes now! Since when did Fat school security guards start running marathons instead of eating their feelings because they're fat high school security guards.
They didn't catch me. Who knew skipping gym would get me arrested. However, I would like to take this moment to say that I did rather well, running as far as I could considering that I'm a twig with no muscle or meat on my bones. Of course they had to haul me off to the police station and question me, considering my perfect attendance, spectacular grades, and not to mention my outstanding personality. They let me go and took the other kid into custody. It's been a long day. I'm going to get some iced coffee, go home, relax a bit, wake up in the morning and do all this crap over again and it's going to be terrible.
Earlier I said that I live in a strange world where there are humans and monsters.I'm starting to think I should revise that, I live in a world where every day sucks a little more than the last.
As I exited the police station I was more than relieved that I decided to stop living with my parents 2 years ago. Having to explain the day I've had to my parents would have been a nightmare. My mother crying. Filling the room with tears, drowning me in disappointment. My father trying to turn this into some manly whatever, talking about some sort of rite of passage and stepping into manhood. Instead I get to go home to an empty apartment for 1. Anyways iced coffee time to go get it before I literally have an aneurysm in the middle of the sidewalk. some people suggest meditation, some people suggest therapy, I however prefer to drown my troubles in caffeine. Judge me if you want I really don't care, just know that I'm judging you 10 times harder.
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