"Just an insurance agent, it's all fine". "Oh... okay". "Is she cheating on me", I thought. I was never insecure but this had me going. I got a csll from my mother. 

    "Cops are risking fight with the latest criminal, whoever it is is back"! I got up and ran to my mother downstairs. "Where are they"? "There at the skating rink two blocks away". I ran there as fast as I could.

    Some of the cops were dead and other were hiding. "So we finally meet my queen". "So you're the one causing all this trouble"? "Seems so". I ran up and grabbed his arm.

    He pushed me off of him and I flew back. "Are you really going to fight your queen"? "I plan to". I got up and tried to kick him but he blocked it with his arm. I tried to throw a left hook then a right hook.

    He blocked them both but was pushed back a bit. "You done", he said, his eyes turning red. A smile spread across my face. He came at me and punched me in the face. My eyes closed and when I opened them he did a low kick and knocked me off my feet.

    "Give up so you don't get hurt my queen". "I wish I could". I got up and made him think I was going for his face. Then I ran behind him and kicked him in the back. "Aagh"!

    "Do not underestimate me". I grabbed his neck and threw him. "Next time try harder", I said putting cuffs on him. I took him to jail myself. "I see you're not in your usual formal dress", the cheif cop said.

    "It's hard to kick asses in a dress". I went back home and saw Kassidy eating dinner. "Hi guys, I got the criminal". "Don't let anyone know about them and make sure they don't know where they reside". "Okay, but it's sad how that man killed innocent people".

    "Yeah... wait". "K-Kassidy come to the backyard with me". "Okay", she said getting up and following me. WE went outsideand I talked to her. "Kassidy".

    "Yes sweety". "I never told you that the criminal was a man". "Was he who you were talking to earlier"? She started to laugh maniaclly. "I told that idiot to be slick about it". "Kassidy what's going on"?

    "I played you, you dumb fuck"! My heart burned. "I was the criminal and I needed you to have trust in me". "Make you never suspect me". "But you said you loved me", I shouted through tears.

    "You said you loved me"! "I lied"! "I never fucking loved you, you idiot"! "Obviously". "I needed money so I robbed and for fun I killed a bit of people on the way".

    "Honestly I would rather die than love you". I summoned my sword and put my head down. I wiped my tears. She looked terriffied. "Rather die than love me... that's unfair".

    I sliced her head off. I stood up and said, "Die then". I dropped my sword and looked at the corpse of someone I once loved. I was covered in her blood and couldn't bring myself to fell anything. "Hey honey what happened outside", my mom asked.

    I turned around and they saw I was covered in blood. They ran outside and saw "it". "Oh my god", they said some starting to cry. "Shut up... all of you... shut up"! "She never loved or cared about me, that whore never loved me"!

    My mother hugged me. "Why are all of my lovers dead mother"? "Why did they all have to turn out to be trainwrecks"? She didn't answer my questions. "It's fine though, I'll get over it".