'Hmm?'

 

- SYSTEM ACTIVATION COMPLETE -

 

'Huh?'

 

- SYSTEM ACTIVAT-

 

'Yeah, I heard that. At least let me give some reaction.'

 

- ... -

 

'So, umm, you are...'

 

- SYSTEM NAME - EVE -

 

'Okay Eve. What are you?'

 

- I AM AN ERROR - 

 

'Okay, an error. Wait, what? How did an error get inside me?'

 

- I AM NOT INSIDE YOU -

 

- I AM SPEAKING FROM A DIMENSION CONNECTED TO YOU -

 

- HOLDER IS INELIGIBLE FOR ANY DETAILED RESPONSES -

 

'Yeah, right. So what can you do?'

 

- EVERYTHING INSTALLED IN THE DATABASE -

 

'I can't gather any mana. Can you solve it?'

 

- NO, THE SYSTEM IS RUNNING ON YOUR MANA, SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO USE MANA FOR NOW -

 

'Huh? So you are saying, I have to live without magic in a world where magic runs in the veins of its people. I will be considered a retard for god's sake.'

 

- THE HOLDER HAS TO LEVEL UP TO AMPLIFY THE MANA GENERATED IN THE VESSEL -

 

'Right. I am an RPG player now. Why don't you make this a VR game? So, if I level up, I can use the remaining magic left after feeding you.'

 

- PRECISE DEDUCTION: INTELLIGENCE INCREASED -

 

'Ah, don't do that. By the way, What level do I need for it?'

 

- LEVEL REQUIRED: 5 -

 

Shin sighed.

 

'And you made me worried for nothing. If it's just five levels, then I can live without magic until then.'

 

- NO, THE HOLDER NEEDS FIFTY-FIVE LEVELS TO REACH LEVEL 5 -

 

'Hmm? Wait, you can't be serious. Don't tell me-'

 

- PRECISE DEDUCTION: INTELLIGENCE INCREASED -

 

'I didn't even complete my sentence. Whatever. Well, tell me all my specifications.'

 

- VESSEL NAME: SHIN PAIZER

 

   SPECIES: ERROR HOLDER

 

   CURRENT LEVEL: -50

 

   ABILITY: NONE -

 

'Hmm, hmm. So I can't even call myself a human now, right? Anyways, What is this error holder? Are there more people like me here?'

 

- THE HOLDER IS INELIGIBLE. INCREASE YOUR LEVEL FOR FURTHER DISCLOSURE -

 

'Of course. Privacy issues with my privacy, right?'

 

'Anyways, I am sleepy right now so I will see what to do with you tomorrow'. Shin said before going to sleep.

 

The next morning, Shin woke up early. He didn't sit or climbed down from the bed but opened his eyes while lying on the bed.

 

'Oi, Eve. Are you there?' He asked.

 

- SLEEP MODE ACTIVE -

 

- RECOMMENCING SYSTEM -

 

- SYSTEM OPERATIVE -

 

- YES, WHAT IS IT? -

 

'Well, it's just that I am awake now, so we can resume from where we left yesterday.'

 

- UNDERSTOOD -

 

'What do you have in your database currently? Tell me something that can be useful for me right now.'

 

- CHECKING SYSTEM DATABASE -

 

- PROCESSING FILES -

 

- MATCHING THE REQUIREMENTS -

 

- ONE FILE FOUND -

 

- FILENAME: STARTER KIT -

 

'So, you do have something for me. Well, what's inside?' Shin asked delightedly.

 

- ANALYZING CONTENTS -

 

- FOUND: TRANSCRIBER -

 

- FOUND: A NOTE -

 

'Finally, something of my use. I guess I don't need to decrypt their language now.' Shin relieved.

 

- OBVIOUS ANSWER -

 

'Is taunting also fed in your system? You could've just increased my intelligence. Well that aside, show me what's written in that note. Maybe I can learn some basic magic or obtain cheat skills through it.'

 

- DECRYPTING TEXT -

 

- OBTAINING VISUAL INTERPRETATION -

 

- REFLECTING DIMENSIONAL SPACE -

 

'Whoaaa. I can see the note in this void space, but am also able to discern it from my real life. To be honest, you would have burned down the sci-fi industry if you existed on Earth. Anyways, let's read it.' Shin said while looking at the note.

 

^Hello, Mr. Reincarnator.^

^Thank You for choosing our Reincarnation Company - Hell's Hole. Although you could've chosen other highly rated companies, you selected our little production. Although you could've chosen to become anything you want in other enterprises, you selected our little production. For your sincere and kindred spirit, I thought of giving you a translator as a bonus. To be honest, you could've gotten some overpowered cheat skills through other corporations, but it doesn't compare to your wholehearted, profound, and genuine kindness, does it? You will be remembered by our establishment.^

^Yours Truly,^

^Lucifer^

 

'Curse him. He is obviously making fun of me. I don't even remember how I got here, how am I supposed to choose agencies there? Well, whatever. At least, I got a translator.'

 

- DO YOU WANT TO ACTIVATE THE TRANSCRIBER? -

 

'Yes.'

 

- ACTIVATING TRANSCRIBER -

 

-OBTAINING FED LANGUAGES -

 

- LANGUAGES OBTAINED -

 

- REQUIRED LANGUAGE ACTIVATED -

 

'Yup, now it's time for some appraisal.'

 

'...'

 

'Yeah, right. Keep enjoying your sweet dreams.'

 

'So Eve. How long will it take for me to reach the level corresponding to my age.' Shin asked.

 

- ESTIMATING REQUIRED DURATION -

 

- TIME SCALE CALCULATED -

 

- EVALUATED AGE: FOUR YEARS OLD -

 

- EVALUATED LEVEL: LEVEL 1 -

 

- CONDITIONS APPLIED -

 

'Okay, so what are these conditions? I am obviously not signing some kind of scam scheme, right?'

 

- AN AUTOMATED CURRICULUM HAS BEEN GENERATED -

 

- YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW IT FOR THE REQUIRED RESULT -

 

'Ehhh!! Don't you have something easier? I mean how can you expect a one-year-old to do fifty pushups a day and then run madly for about one kilometer. I mean if I get sick or something, it will all be in vain, right?'

 

-YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW IT FOR THE REQUIRED RESULT -

 

'But, you see-'

 

-YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW IT FO-

 

'Yeah, yeah, I got it. You don't have to repeat every time.'

 

'Ah, damn it.' Shin sighed.