“Prom???” “Yeah dude, PROM!” 

“No, dude you know Kenma is not gonna go to prom. You saw him at that party proms gonna be that times 10.” 

Bokuto spent the next 30 minutes trying to sell Kuroo on the idea that Kenma wanted to go to prom. It was ineffective to say the least. He eventually hung up and inevitably considered asking Kenma to prom anyway. 

There's no way he'd ever agree to that, he hates crowds that music not so much but still. It took me almost a year to get me to play volleyball and prom is a full-contact sport. It's like a mosh pit with tuxedos.

 Kuroo was going out to grab a few things from the local drug store and the more he thought about it the more he imagined what Kenma would look like at prom.

 “Will that be all for you?” “Yes thank you.” 

About 5 minutes later Kuroo phone starts ringing: 

Kuroo’s location; walking back to the dorms

Kenmas location; his room

( talking on the phone )

Kuroo: “Hey, I was just thinking about you. What's up?” 

Kenma: “ Nothing, I was just bored. What are you doing”

Kuroo: “ I had to run to the store.”

Kenma: “What did you need from the store?”

Kuroo: “Um, I needed deodorant, soap,and some more athletic tape.”

Kenma: “The school gives us all that.”

Kuroo: “Yeah but the deodorant sucks, the soap smells funny, and the tape isn't sticky and they spelled athletic wrong on the box.”

Kenma: “Nekoma, as advertised.”

Kuroo: “ Hey so I was wondering, Would you be interested in going to prom.”

Kenma: …

Kuroo: “...Kenma? Are you there?”

Kenma: “No yeah I'm here, I'm just trying to comprehend that last part.”

Kuroo: “I knew you werent gonna go to prom, forget I asked. ”

Kenma: “Oh no I’ll go, that just sounded like a really pathetic way of asking me to prom. I'm not some cheap girl you can just casually take to prom and not call the next day.”

Kuroo: “Are you serious?!?!”

Kenma: “Yes, I at least expect a phone call.”

Kuroo: “No, not that. That you'll go to prom with me?”

Kenma: “Yes, you were gonna end up dragging me to that thing anyways so I might as well go willingly.”

Kuroo: “Awwww”

Kenma: “Ok do you want me to change my mind?”

Kuroo: “No, no I'll stop.”

Kenma: “ I'm not doing some cheesy couples outfit either, we are not matching ties, or socks or whatever. GOT IT.”

Kuroo: “I wasn't gonna push my luck. I know you better than that.”

Kenma: “Are you almost back yet?”

Kuroo: “ Yeah I'm climbing up the stairs right now.”

Kenma: “Ok see you in a bit.”

Kuroo: “  Alwright, later.”

Kenma: “Yeah, yeah.”

( hangs up )

( Kenma faces plants onto his bed and screams into a pillow ) “I'M GOING TO PROM!!!!” He rolled over catching his breath. Oh my god, I'm gonna go to prom and I'm gonna hate it, and it's gonna be awesome. Haa what am I gonna wear.