Mom: sweetie, it's on two mon-

Me: I'm going to plan it all and write my wishlist it will be so fun!

Sister: what are you doing? 

Me: planning my birthday! 

Sister: ummmmmmm, why so early and omg you still want beanie boos? So cute! UWU

Me: that's my personal wishlist! Don't read it! 

Later...

Me: I have to wait so long... my poor soon to be beanie boos...